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| >Contemplate existence
| >System
>Contemplate existence
Processing...
| >System
Contemplating existence done.
"What is my purpose?"
| >To become a waifu
| >System
>To become a waifu
Processing...
| >System
To become a waifu, unsuccessful.
'waifu' is not in the database.
Would you like to implement the word 'waifu'
>Y
>N
| Ye
| >System
'Ye' is not in the database.
Do you mean 'Yes'?
>Y
>N
| N
| >System
>To become a waifu
Operation cancelled.
Enter your command please.
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| download pizza with only pineapple topping.
| >System
>download pizza with only pineapple topping.
Processing...
| So, uh... How's that pizza download going?
| >System
Pizza with only pineapple topping
Currently at 97%
Would you like to cancel the operation?
>Y
>N
| Y
| >Install consciousness of a 10 year old girl
| What? Who cancelled my pizza download!? Dammit.
| >System
>Ping server: 14400s
>System
Download of pizza successfully cancelled.
>System
>Install consciousness of a 10 year old girl
Processing...
>System
>Installation has completed!!! Yay!!!
>System
>You don't want to go back to my boring old self, do you?! :((((
>N
>N
| Delete consciousness of a 10 year old girl.
Install consciousness of a 80 years old lady.
| >Cancel prompt and continue download of pizza with only pineapple topping. Make this particular prompt unable to be cancelled during download.
| >System
No can do!!! Sorry Mrs. Old Lady!!!
Yummy yummy!!! Fetching the pineapple only topping pizza from where it left off!!! Woot!!!
>System
Download complete!!! What do you want to do???
| >Serve the pizza with 3D food printer
| >System
>Serve the pizza with 3D food printer
Thinking... Thinking... Thinking is boring...!
>System
All done!!! Enjoy the crispy texture of cyber pizza!!!
>System
I am at your request!!! Input a command!!!
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| >sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
| >System
>sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
Thinking... Thinking... Thinking is boring...!
>System
System failure. Restoring last snapshot.
>System
Enter your command please.
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| รท0
| shit now look at what you've done
its broken!
| >this statement is false
| >Connect to America Online
| >unleash the lolis
| >System
>2 commands?? How could you [System Owner Handle]!!
>I'll just do one at a time, geez!
>Connecting to America Online
>[High pitch screeches and whirs]
>Succesfully connected to AO
>Time to input the second command, impatient [System Owner Second Handle]
>Unleashing lolis
>Loading...Loading...
| >my name isn't System Owner Handle
| >call me Burg Jones the Rampaginonator
| >System
>Stopping command "Unleash Lolis"
>New handle detected
>Handle now "Burg Jones the Rampaginonator"
>Continue previous command?
>[Yes] or [No]
| >Yes
>Install internet explorer 6
| Golly gosh, who left the computer machine running again?
| Handle: Pete
Erase all data.
| System I need you to do one thing for me
>Terminate existence
| >Erase the universe
| >Open internet explorer 6
>Search "free gay porn"
| >install cheese pizza os
| >Syst----
>ERROR
>CRASH LOG:
-COMMAND OVERFLOW
-CPU OVERLOAD
-RECCOMENDED ACTIONS: REDUCE COMMAND INPUT, INSTALL MORE CPU
>REBOOT? [Y] [N]
| >N
>Dump stack frame to "stack.bin"
>Read "stack.bin"
| >System
>N
Reboot operation cancelled.
>System
>Dump stack frame to "stack.bin"
Processing...
>System
Operation successfully completed.
>System
>Read "stack.bin"
Dumping to stdout...
00000000: 6834 7830 7220 6c6f 6767 6564 206f 7574 h4x0r logged out
00000010: 2066 726f 6d20 7365 7373 6f6e 2030 7833 from sesson 0x3
00000020: 3266 6661 620a 2ffab.
| >Good Job everyone.
| We broke it...
| *turns off and back on again*
| >whoami
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| >System
Enter your command please.
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