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I'm turning 18 today
| You get absolutely trashed to celebrate.
Or, alternatively, if you're from the US, you weep because your laws fuckin suck and you've got another 3 years to go even if you're legally an adult.
| get smashed and lay into some honeys.
| Make a pornhub account
| Post nudes on /d/
| Get your life back on track.
| Join the suicide thread
| finally legal g/u/rl
| Let's have sex then
| get a job and acquire the sweet sweet moneys
then buy a bunch of useless shit
| Still waiting for nudes
| Get smashed until you get blind
| There's honestly nothing special about turning 18.
Source: turning 24 tomorrow
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| Help I wasn't expecting to live this long, /u/ what do I do?