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ZANE?!
| Shit it's been so long that I forgot about this meme
| What meme? I'm admittedly a bit of a newfag.
| something something stupid ahoge something something
>fuck i knew i shouldve copied the follow up
| ZANE!?
| Z-Z-ZANE?!
| TELL ME ABOUT ZANE?
| Dana Zane was once a wrestler who went by the moniker the Red Comet. She has been known to hang at the Hassy Bar in Neo-SanFran, and has occasionally helped Detective Lexi, whom she once dated, and the NSFPD on a couple of criminal cases, gaining notoriety for using nothing but a loaf of bread as a sword to beat up criminals. It is unknown how she got her bionic arm. She is not albino. She is most likely pansexual, or cutesexual. She seems to be knowledgable about weeb culture.
| You're a big girl
| ZANE!?
| DONOVAN D. DAWSON IS THE ONLY WAIFU YOU NEED HERE G/U/RLS
DANA "NOT AS FIT AS THE DD.D" ZANE IS NOTHING TO THAT GOD OF A MAN!
| ZANE!?
| >>403282 I mean he has 3 d, what more can you want?
Except for the GLOURIUS silver arm with the strength of 10 FUCKING MEN'S and the EXPERIENCE to use it to beat bad guys as well as the SMOOTHNESS to use it to hug and maybe lift cuties LIKE THEY WERE PUNY LITTLE FEATHERS.
Also I bet it could be very easy to get a hand replacement that make the entire set of fingers to vibratos basically making it 5 d each hands, plus they vibrate
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