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>be me
>play vidya
>ads some random guy cause he seems nice
>play some games together
>realise he sucks and is annoying
>mfw.gif
>after the games I thank him respectfully for playing with me
>he goes off
>remove him from friends list
>start feeling guilty
>feeling more and more shit with time
>mfwitsapanicattack.webm
>palms are getting sweaty
>knees feel weak, arms become heavy
>vomit on my sweater already
>mom's spaghetti
| >go to bar
>see cute guy
>friend tells me not to let him go
>start blowing him in bathroom
>remember parents telling me I can become whatever I want
>my lips are now his foreskin
>wedding
>lips still wrapped around his dick
>"you may now kiss the bride"
>he bends over to kiss me
>indirectblowjob.mov
>divorce him for being gay
| >enter in the hospital
>talk with receptionist
>talk with medic
>see my wife in the bed
| >go to school
>boring class
>remembers anime cliche of throwing crumpled papers at your crush and they open it
>takes paper
>writes a really nice sweet message in it
>balls the paper
>throw the crumpled ball of paper to crush
>mfw i can't see what she's doing with it
>sits through the class
>excited
>class ends, teacher goes out
>crush stands up
>walks over to me
>shoves the paper to my mouth
>"eat it, g/u/rl"
>it hurt
>i cry (not gay, im a girl)
>she says sorry
| ^>i tell her to read it
>she reads it
>"awww"
>she takes me along with her to the cafeteria, taking me away from the ruckus she made
>we become friends
| >playing dark souls 3
>helping others against Midir as a phantom
>see another dude get summoned
>named "The last resort"
>anorexic goat dude slow walks to fog gate
>disgonbegud
>lands after long-ass fall from gate
>goat dude shoves heavenly lightning up Midir's ass
>one shot, one kill
>goat dude roars in glory
>I am unworthy to be in his presence
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| >someone adds me in a video game
>log off
>log back on
>they removed me