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DAILY REMINDER THAT THERE IS A SKELETON INSIDE YOU

| Pls drink milk


| Thank you for reminding me that I am not alone in life, I have my skeleton


| Oh fuck, I can't escape the spooky scary skeleton!

NoooooOOOoooo!


| y o u r b o n e s a r e w e t


|
Bones
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| That's where you're wrong, fuckface.
There isn't a skeleton inside of me.
I AM THE SKELETON!!


| As a Skeleton-American, I find the ostiophobia that this thread is pushing to be offensive!

Skeleton-Americans are citizens of this country, just like you. We pay our taxes, we vote, we love our communities and families. We just want a quiet life so we can pursue the American Dream without worrying that we will be the target of violence and hate, the targets of fear and trampling of our rights as US citizens.


| >>394219 Better come to skeltal-europe, we have free healthcare and calcium


| I can't wait until my skeleton is released from this fleshy prison


| i should shoot it
indeed i should have done so a long time ago


|
Skeleton-Americans, rise up! Did you know that the entire US revolutionary and civil wars were fought by Skeleton-Americans? It's true! Go to any of those battlefields, and you'll find tens of thousands of Skeleton-Americans. We built this country, we are still here and suffer discrimination from you fleshbags.


| I broke my arm as a Child. Thanks to the x-rays i discovered i have a Skeleton inside me and i decided to become Skeleton man!!!!


| This thread again?!

Despite it being almost six months, it has stopped trying to claw all my flesh away.

One.fay, I hope it do3s.


| spooky af


| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK OP PLEASE STOP


| No, I'm the skeleton inside you.


| >>393994 its hard to tell if your bones are wet cause you can't check without getting them wet


| NOFUCKINGSHITOPINEVERREALISEDTHAT


| Eau Emme Gée.


| Y E Y


| Skeleton is cool and all but is everyone forgetting about the nude muscleperson from the science room?


| >>395691
No, but they deserve to be forgotten. Muscleperson-Americans aren't tru patriots, they use fake docs to illegally immigrate from Musclestan. We have to build a Musclewall to keep them out.

We're not a savage people, unlike Musclepersons. We've learned to respect Skeleton-Americans, after all.


| >>395697
I can not follow you. I'm going to bed.


| >>395700
Sounds like something a dirty Muscleperson might say...


| >>395706
You're going with me, g/u/rl.

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