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dad told me he tells his friends to spy me in the internet
| shut up retard
| shut up retard
| Jacob, you really should be taking a break right now. Think about what your dad and mom will feel.
| See you next tuesday kiddo
| >>392773 This.
Jacob, it's not healthy to be on the computer all of the time. Anime creates an expectation of unrealistic behaviors that just don't occur with real people. We were OK with it when we thought it was just Japanese cartoons but after that Overfiend shit it got a little out of control.
Take back your life, Jacob. Your sister would be proud of you, up in heaven.
| Jacob, you really need to go find yourself a nice, real girl. I know you like your cartoons, but women dressed like a school girl who have enormous tits and tentacles don't really exist. You need to go spend time with flesh and blood girls, not gurls.
| Jacob we know about those cross dressing photoes, and I just wanna say, upload them and your dad doesn't have to find out.
| Jacob, I know about your crucifixion fetish. It's really not cool, but if it's your jam then it's your jam, I guess. I want to be supportive, so I've enrolled you in a traditionalist Eastern Orthodox seminary.
| his name isnt jacob
| Look, Jacob... It's, uh, hard to say this but, uh, I know about your browsing history. It's ok to like clowns, it's ok to like traps, it's even ok to like midgets. That said, gay amputee clown midget anal gangbangs with 10 traps watching while they hold their cocks in 1 hand and chainsaws in the other are just a little... too far. I have an appointment with a shrink scheduled for you on Tuesday.
| Jimmy boy go buy me a cold one or I'll tell your father that you visit this gay ass site
| Jacob you fucking idiot. You think I don't go on danger/u/ as well? I'm the fucking guy that still remembers his MySpace password. I. Fucking. Know. Everything.
| jacob when are you finally going to eat my ass
| Jacob no one needs to see the tape, just keep what happened this summer between you and me and your dad doesn't have to know about the futa MILFs I found in your browser history.
| Happy birthday by the way!
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| im going to fucking fstab