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Anyone know a good way to commit suicide?
| Please don't commit suicide, we can cuddle together
| Start withdrawing from social obligations. Turn your actions to just constantly snacking alone while in front of your computer or TV. Day after day, week after week, the pounds begin adding up. Soon, you're unable to leave the house, you're ashamed of your weight. You turn more to food; it won't judge you. The cycle continues on, a decade or so in, your heart begins to fail from the labor. One day, in your early 40's, it just gives out. A long, slow and delicious way to die young.
| Masturbate as hard as you can until your heart starts
malfunctioning
| Be a black man within 100 ft of a cop.
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| do a flip
| jump. jump right into my place. we could invite a few people in, play some games, cuddle, eat junk food, or if you don't like junk food i could cook something up
| >>392725
surefire way is a nice, big caliber gunshot to the head or a fall from a 30+ meters building headfirst
drugs aren't as effective as they put them in the movies unless you're overdosing on heroin which is hard to get and expensive as fuck
| also if you want to die in a cyberpunk way, there's this barbiturate called PENTOBARBITAL which you can only get via darknet markets or by traveling to shady chemical markets in china
| >>392783
it's painless and leaves your corpse intact for your loved ones (if you have any) to find
| When you're 90 surrounded by friends and family
| Imo jumping from a high building or falling under a vehicle is the quickest way to go if you don't care who sees you. Just make sure that, for buildings, something between 6-10 stories minimum, while for vehicles, a train is the best choice. And remember that the first thing to smash is your brain, unless you want a death full of pain.
| Highest fatality rate is shotgun through the head. Jumping is retarded.
| I tried to kill myself two times, i don't know if my luck is good or bad.
| A gun should do the job.
| just hang yourself. I dont know why people seem to have such a hard time killing themselves its pretty fucking simple.
| Cool It!!!
| hangman's knot the fuck outta that tree you used to play under as a kid
| The best way to die is the natural way. Don't commit.
| OD on heroin, go out like a rock star
| You're not alone
You may feel so, but look at this thread
There are some people who don't know you, but they care about you anyway.
Don't do that, while you've got so much more to live
Even if you have to go through an unbearable pain, you won't regret it. If you feel unable to cop with your current situation, run somewhere else, escape the pain, and start another life somewhere else, with nice people
Don't fuck yourself up, that's NEVER a solution
| Slit your wrists , it's easy ,painless and relatively quick.
| Suicide bag is the easiest and least painful way to kill yourself. There's even a wiki page for it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
| It's easy, insult a cop. Or be black and near a cop. Or native American. Or Hispanic.
Actually, just be anything other than a white supremacist in the general proximity of a cop.
| >>393930
this board isn't exclusively american and somehow on the internet americans always make EVERYTHING about race and cops and their "civil rights" propaganda
i mean it's just annoying and thi is not the place
| >>393947
IDK, police are racist fucks in counties other than the US as well. OP is likely to be in the US since there's like 333,000,000 of us and most of us want to die already.
But ur nitpicking race relations on a pseudo-random message board based off of a fictional one in a fairly obscure video game, that's filled with randos and Russian spammers. Like, none of this is all that serious. OP is probably not suicidal, just being a troll.
Chill out, lady.
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| I wanted to suicide using a poisoned apple, until I discovered many cyanides take hours to kill you in very painful ways.
Probably you should avoid any methods that require chemicals, at least natural poisons.
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