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Things females say that males don't
| wish i had a penis
| Five
| Wish I had a vagina.
| I wish my butt was bigger
| I wish I had a big muscle goth BF unfff I need thisssss...
| I'd like a pumpkin spice latte
| I need stuff because vagina
| Who needs a purse when you've got knockers like these?
| Im in my period
| Let us journey on to the female people's lavatory, fellow bearers of a vagina.
I mean, probably, who knows.
| "Could you pay for the meal"
| gays and girls say "guuurl"
| I wrote a blogpost the other day about why I fucking hate video games. Because this is what it does, it appeals to the male fantasy.
| "WHERE'S MAH PEE CONE?"
| Slay.
| Ara Ara~
| "Can you send me a pic of your eyes?"
| Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Fürher?
| How much do you make per year and what's your savings balance?
| Wanna succ my puss
| the word "dreamy" was monopolized by the women years ago
| "MAH PEE CONE! JACOB, WHADDID U DO WIT IT?"
| "M A H P E E C O N E !"
| P E E
C O N E,
BITCHEZ.
DO U HAVE IT?
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PEE CONE
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P'Cone
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| Dafuq is a pee cone? Like a cone you pee in?
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Pee Cone
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| This is getting out of control
| Suck my dick
| I'm a GameGrl
| "I'm into girls"
| "can I eat this toaster"
| "Jacob, you're such a good friend."
| I'm going to the bathroom, can you come with me?
| i'm really happy
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Pee cone
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| My pee cone, oh my pee cone. How I never want to leave you alone
| JE NE SOUVIENS PAS OU EST MON PEE CONE. JE SUIS MAUVAIS.
| >>392546 tbh I prefer the mini backpack I feel like if I'm gonna lose the purse in like a cafe or something
| Let's have a sleepover (roleplay)
| "Liking girls breasts isn't gay in any way"
| >>395167
True! Straight men love tits. Gay men like tits. Straight women like tits. Lesbians love tits. Bisexual & pansexual people love tits.
Like literally almost every human likes tits.
| Traps are gay
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Pee cones for me
Pee cones for you
I have a pee cone
U have one too
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