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Steamed Hams but it's a redtext story
| >nevermind, he noticed that the burgers were grilled
>escaped to the kitchen because I can't come up with an excuse
>he saw the fire in my kitchen
>TOLD HIM IT WAS THE AURORA BOREALIS AND HE BELIEVED ME
>WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN HAPPENING ANYMORE
>realized that my boss might be retarded
>boss praised me for my 'cooking'
>house burned down
>still a school principal
| r/thathappened
| Well OP, you are an odd faggot, but I must say, you make a good meme.
| Good work op
| I fucking lol'd
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| >be me
>be a school principal
>invites the superintendent to an unforgettable luncheon
>found out that my roast is ruined
>came up with a delightfully devilish plan to buy fast food and pretend it's my own cooking
>boss entered kitchen and saw the smoke
>somehow he believed me when I said it was steam from the steam clam
>my lie backfired when I come back with hamburgers
>managed to convince him that hamburgers are actually called steam ham in Albany