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Fortune Bot 1.0

| reply !fortune for your fortune

| !fortune

| >>388525 Your fortune is:
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.

| !fоrtunе

| !fortune

| >>388842 Your fortune is:
You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.

| !fortune

| >>388856 Your fortune is:
The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

| >>388719
Cool. So, its a bot? For real?

| !fortune

| >>388920 Your fortune is:
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.

| Shouldn't this be fortune bot 2.0?

| !fortune

| >>388941 Your fortune is:
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

| !fortune

Fortune
Bot bot
It's not a
Lot lot
The desert is
Hot hot
Is the bot good? It's
Not not

| >>389043
!fortune has to be the only content in the post

| !fortune

| >>389079 Your fortune is:
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

| >>389078
U can't stop me

| !fortune

| >>389184 Your fortune is:
Things past redress and now with me past care.
-- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

| !fortune

| >>389282 Your fortune is:
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
-- Mark Twain

| !fortune

| >>389341 Your fortune is:
Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.

| !fortune

| >>389385 Your fortune is:
Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.

| !fortune

| >>389390 Your fortune is:
There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.

| >>389391
I like those odds.

| !fortune

| >>389732 Your fortune is:
That secret you've been guarding, isn't.

| !fortune

| >>389837 Your fortune is:
You will be surrounded by luxury.

| !fortune

| >>389850 Your fortune is:
You need more time; and you probably always will.

| !fortune

| >>390062 Your fortune is:
Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.

| !fortune

| >>390142 Your fortune is:
You will never know hunger.

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