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Give me one good reason to not Crucify you
| Your Lance of Longinus is too short to pierce me.
| Just do it.
| Because I'll return 3 days later and my followers will be forever coming to your door to sell you the "good news". If you thought the Mormons and Jehovas were bad...
| https://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M
| Degenerates like me don't belong on a cross
| Because I'd like it
| Because you'd be sexist then
| You can't
| Because you lack the muscle strength.
| Because it's a shitty thing to do to someone.
| Because i'm too heavy
| What's with all this talk about crucifixion on this board recently?
| >>387596
That's probably just one person thinking the same joke used 99999 times is still funny
I named him cross-anon
| Boi, u cant crucify what u cant touch. I bet ur crucifying urself right now while u stroke ur thicc dicc and eating Cheetos and gettin dat cheese powder on ur dicc then u licc it off, u sicc fucc.
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Licc licc
That cheesy
Dicc dicc
Gonna make it
Drip drip
| Too painful, just let me do it myself
| OP why are you always making crucifixion posts
Do you have a crucifixion snuff fetish
| >>387789
OP likes it on the
Cross cross
Shitposting like a
Boss boss
Dentist told him to
Floss floss
Else his teeth will be
Lost lost
| >387892
OP wants to
Crucify-fy
Thinks he's a Roman
Guy guy
Wouldn't know how to if he
Tried tried
| Dafuq is ALL of this?
| Do it
| You know if we skip the wounding part and I get off in less than an hour this crucifixion thing actually might be kinda hot. Wanna have some crucifixion sex OP?
| Because Im M U S L I M B O M B E R M A N jesus is my god
| >>389725
Your faith will take you
Far far
Blowing up embassies with your
Car car
Shout it loud as you can:
Allah ackbar!
| >>389778 ASSALAMU ALAIKUM my brother
my name is jafer
I came from afar
I have bomb in my car
A L L A H A K B A R
And remember my virgins PRAY 5 TIMES A DAY OR I'll boom boom.
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