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i have been living hidden in my gf's room for two weeks AMA

| hi


| Do her in the butt!


| Is it comfortable in there?


| How?


| why?


| who are you hiding from?


| Probably hiding from his parents or sum gay shit like that


| How do you take a shit?


| What do you eat? (Not your shit, obvsly)


| Masturbate non-stop until her entire room smells like semen.


| They shall find you. There is no escape.


| Who did you hide from and why? Parents? Roommates?


| Does she know she's your girlfriend?


| >>385940 lel


| do you live under the bed and go to eat when everyone is asleep?


| >>385808
im planning to


| >>385818
yeah at least until i have to be still for like two hours so her dad doesn't find me


| >>385829
i stay indide her room most of the day until i can go out and pretend im visiting


| >>385831
got kicked out of my parents house heh


| >>385835
>>385838
>>385920

from her dad because there's no other way i wouldn't sleep on the street


| >>385940
i like to think she does


| >>385864
i wait til nobody is home to use the toilet


| >>385866
i go out when I'm home alone and pick stuff from the fridge but i can't pick much or it would be obvious


| >>385879
great idea


| >>385972
i sleep on the bed with her and hide in a corner when she leaves for work


| >>386018 Why you were kicked from your parents home? They didn't knew you have no were else to go?


| Or you find a job and hide there at night you homeless bumb


| >>386073 don't be hard on him, he is in hard situation


| >>386073
i just found one today was my first day


| >>386057
i wanted more freedom, my parents insisted on me having a ridiculous curfew at 18 and wanted me to leave my girlfriend. they picked fights with me every day and they told me they didn't want me under their roof anymore so i packed my stuff and left


| >>386516 u did the good thing. they sound very abusive.


| >>386516 Yeah...that does not make any sense from their part and they sound like control freaks.


| >>386516
they're cunts, dude


| What the fuck


| You consider sleeping in a car? As it happens I know a couple homeless high schoolers who do so.


| >>386970
man im poor how do you suppose i get a car


| >>387164
If you give the good succ you get the big bucks


| >>387179 He could do it to his girlfriend and she could pay him for it.


| >>387215
niiiice bad news we're both equally poor, she's drowning in debt


| >>387179
you messed it up it goes like this:

if u gib the big succ u get the big bucc

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