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Give me your best suicide methods
| Living until I'm 80 and dying slowly and peacefully in my sleep. Nobody would ever know that I planned the whole thing!
| Twerk yourself to deatg
| Jumping down from a very high building. Guaranteed, painless death + a bounus of few seconds of flight which is awesome
The only downside is that you'll probably ruin someone's day because they'll have to scrap you from the sidewalk
| OP knows already, she just wants approval to kill herself.
Unfortunately, if you have to ask Danger/u/, then you definitely want to keep on living...
| A Rube-Goldberg machine OF DEATH!
| >>384633 Most survivors who jump regret it about two thirds down and tend to realise that all their problems are in fact fixable. Google Golden Gate suicide survivors if you want to know more.
| Jumping from a buildinh sucks, I either recommend slashing your neck if you want a quick and not too painful death, or poisoning, because it kinda hurts but it's effective!! Just make sure you won't survive, or it will damage your body ^^
| Offer self to succubus
| Stealing a plane in Seattle, doing a barrel roll, getting chased by fighter jets, and nosediving into the earth
| tide Pods and bleach
| overdose? does that hurt?
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| 100% speedrun of Digimon World 3 with no breaks.
| Can't beat a gun. Best way by far
| Death by cops would probably best.
| Be a black man and get within 500 feet of a cop
| Lots of LSD and ascend to rainbow road.
| Ligature strangulation
| Literally choking on a dick.
| light yourself on fire in public and call it a protest so people think you're cool
| >>385441 Overdose on LSD? Not gonna happen. Some guys once snorted it pure thinking it was cocaine. They had the equalient of 70 hits of acid per 100ml blood plasma and everyone was fine after comming down from the trip.
| I have this amazing suicide method that I'm going to test right n
| >>385491
That much acid and you may well think you've died and your soul has proceeded to a previously unknown astral plane where you can directly communicate with and become a part of the omni-universal godhead and slowly return to our shallow existence while bearing a great Truth that cannot be spoken of since human language is incapable of that level of transcendent meaning.
| I was thinking about Hotline Miami 2 when you overdose on LSD and ascend to rainbow road.
| Buy levitation potion
| >>386058 He falls off the roof and dies though. It's strongly hinted at if you finsh it on hard mode.
| Waiting it out
| down the road, not across the street
| Move to Japan and find love.
A truck will hit you eventually.
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