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I shoved a glass coke bottle up my asshole and it broke what do I do?
| hospital otherwise u will die because of internal bleeding
| Doo the poo
| why would you put a glass bottle up your ass?
| if you wanted a dildo just secretly buy one
| "It was a success"
-Dorothy Haze
| 911
| drink the rest of the coke
and don't you dare to waste any of it
| Soda in the ass
| Put some mentos in there!!
| you couldn't just use ur fingers
| Aww yeah gurl, glass in ass, bleeding... I'm getting rock hard!!
| We talkin "1 man 1 jar" type stuff here
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| I'm bleeding and in pain. I don't want to tell my parents. What do I do, /u/?