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How do i get out of a basement?

| So this guy trapped me in his basement a while ago, he chain me and everything, I tell him that I’ll do anything but that just makes him more angry. I’ve tried making sound with the chains hoping that somebody would listen but it hasn’t worked. What to do?


| There's no way out.


| the door is unlocked just open it and get out. its that easy.


| >>382460


| Wait until he gets close




Then bite his throat out!

Be sure to quickly grab a limb or something with your teeth, to make sure when he dies he doesn't fall too far away, as you'll need to get the key off his corpse.


| Find out what he wants you to do,though it can work against you.


| flirt with him and get his trust eventualy he will believe you when that time comes either end him or just run away


| >>382524
Also try to put much saliva into his bloodstream. All your bacteria will put his body into shock very quickly.
That's actually really true.
Like look it up.


| are you the same g/u/rl that that other g/u/rl is complaining about being noisy


| >>382524 Do this and also use your knee to hit his balls.


| >>382844

What the fuck: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/11008590/Grandmother-dies-from-rare-infection-after-affectionate-lick-from-one-of-her-terriers.html

Most of the news reporting on this are tabloids but this seems pretty solid.

It's kind of a one-off, though, as wound licking is basic instinct in most mammals and people: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wound_licking

Because our saliva helps blood clotting.


| >>382879 that's the joke


| >>383066 this will only work with weak immune system though

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