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| Good
| You gotta do what you gotta do, so good luck, OP!
| Welp, I failed.
| if everything fails just become NEET hiki on welfare like I am
| >>382580
The hand shake is the deal breaker. Make sure your cock is rock hard so they have a firm grip when they grab it. No one likes shaking a limp dick.
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| Normally crooked back painfully twisted straight. Check.
Hand muscles trained to give the most perfectly firm handshake in all of existence. Check.
A wide, unflinching smile stapled to both of my cheekbones. Check.
My inner voice, telling me that it's all meaningless and I'll just end up failing like all those other times anyway so I shouldn't even bother, heavily suppressed and compartmentalized. Check.
I'm prepared to present myself as a product™.