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How to deal with a-hole neighbours?

| I swear. I'm a full time worker, and my neighbour's son happens to be an edgy skater clown who doesn't work, doesn't study and to put a little crown on it all, holds parties every. single. day. Until four in the morning, more or less. And he and his edgy skater friends are real loud and they don't let me sleep, hence, my performance at work gets crappier by the day. I don't want to be the guy who releases the dogs to a boy with no future, so I'm open to suggestions. Thanks g/u/rls.


| File a noise complaint


| Hire the loli mafia, call the police 5 mins after they arrive


| >>379881


| >>379895


| But most seriously,
>>379881
This ↑


| File a *click* n o i c e complaint


| >>379881


| >>379873
Commit arson. Or poison their dog. Break their windows. Go crazy on them.


| The police exists for that. Don't be afraid of calling them.


| Or, you know, talk to his dad. Just thinking out loud here.


| Go to your neighbor's party,
fuck your neighbors,
convert parties to degenerate orgies.
Profit.


| OP here. You know, I talked to the kid's mom this morning, she said it'd be no problem, apparently is unable to control her edgy child. Hence, I decided to make use of science. Got a bit of lime, and since it heats up like hell when you add water to it... Long story short they were having a party again and now their courtyard is on fire.

I love you, >>30b152. I bet arson does it.


| >>380420
>leaves combustables as traps because neighbors are slightly annoying
what the fuck is wrong with you


| yeah you go OP. instead of simply filing a noise complaint, get your neighbor's yard on fire and get arrested for arson. you seem like a smart and well-adjusted person


| >>380420
Fuck man, I didn't actually think you would do it. Hopefully you're just joking.


| >>380445
Waiting for the news this morning...


| >>380420
For your sake I hope you didn't really do that. They'll toss you in pound-you-in-the-ass prison for that kinda shit. Laundry list of felonies there.


| You guys gotta admit, it is pretty cool though. I hope no one got hurt, but I also hope their yard burned good.

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