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The full art that was the "So there was this" thread
| So there was this big crab Who ate My family who were Bathing in Hot sauce Together. Suddenly, a very Big and Spicy hot Subatomic submarine Blitzkrieged Europe Broke into song and Touched peepees Across the universe And dies i watched as my pet crab masturbated furiously And then Jumped off To 1458 Where he Consumed all the bees But then I remembered that my Boy Tyrone had summoned nyarlathotep to Eat pizza.
| Suddenly, we Started to See something lewd and Orgasmed all Over it While drnking loli juices Consensually provided By their little sister. After finishing, That's when We noticed Your bulge OwO what's This? *Pounces the means of production Had failed But by Aniki's benevolence the power of beer Has returned. But then I was Fucking a Orange juice Box that Was filled With Japanese Osaka loli's Steamy scat oh shit.
| Soviet missiles were sent To the location of Nazi Land And Hitler But then Stalin had Force fed All of The scat to the While gulag Which turned Sans undertale Into a gay frog Said the Very very Handsome Mussolini. Less famously Than before My crab Who ate Hitagi and My Sammamish Was a Big gay No u No uuuuuuu I said Fuck me Explicitly in My moist Armpit while My dick Stole jews At the White House dinner in Fake Australia Went well But emus Ate all the dick of the pope of Gravity Falls
| Some bitches Who threw Kenny over A derailing Are now Time traveling To the Year 2001 Were they Invented cunnilingus For the poor disabled And the Over-sized cantaloupes Foreseen the Issue that Improbablites happen too often But hell, it seems We'll live In this barbie world Without Ken Or Ryu But we Sucked ourselves Backwards facing And broke The universe The end Then suddenly Jesus showed Her cock Juicefully because Space and ZANE !?
| A skeleton Elected into Universal elections Then died Because of Skelitonitis of Bad Bone But batman And Robin Started to Fight a Mega faggot Every tuseday. Horses are known for Running away Big niggas Where they Spot lolis And kill Their own offspring if Everyone dies Of ligma. Fuck that. Fuck this Fuck me Fuck you But wait There's more! Oh no!
| Crab magic Is one Of the Magical stds Which grant Special wishes But if Hitler was reincarnated into A trap I would lose my Virginity to Sex Martins Who would, In turn, and without Fifteen cheeses eat all The jackhammers or ELSE Mussolini will Ban lolis Oh no! Oh yes! Oh well That's life But peanuts Are good but kinda Schulz-y with Sugar and Spice and Extra thicc and are VERY traditional.
| But Tradition Is gay But wait My crab Just found The troof Of 9/11 Being an Bosquiman conspiracy But he-man found That skelethor Shoved up His tiger Angry ass wholesomely fast Unbeknownst to death nor Known to mankind neither
THE END
| 10/10, would contract cancer again.
| When you make a troll thread with a cliff hanger title and no content and somebody else makes it into a giant story thread.
Gj.
| I like this corner of the net. The world is quiet here
| me likey
| I just wanted to thank you on behalf of the whole humanity
| >>379856 no problem
I was able to get the last post on that thread with "THE END" so I decided to take it upon myself to post the entire thing
| vvvvvv good
| you are a god
| better love story then twilight
| Holy shet, you deserve some appreciation in putting these together
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| In this thread people where tasked with making a story with a limit of only two words per post here is the full story put together