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I consume roughly 5,000 mg of caffiene a day
| And yet you choose to spend your time on danger/u/?
| Rest in peace, cause you won't last long like that.
| Suuuure you do.
| But do you have a stand
| You know, I half believe that most people just read the titles and post without actually reading the full post.
| Green
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| I consume roughly 5,000mg of caffiene a day and drink 30 gallons of energy drinks a day. Because of this I am omni-present in 79 different planes of existence and the number continues to grow. I walk at 200mph and can run at over 2000mph. My sneezes cause magnitude 8.0 earthquakes and have accidentally killed millions. I can take 8 gunshots to the head without a flinch and still keep going. I have ascended beyond mere mortals. I am not a god, I am above and beyond him.