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Do you have a personal prayer?
| This is not going to end well.
| Dear God, dear God,
Tinkle-tinkle hoy!
| By Azura, by Azura, by Azura, it's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, next to me!
(Also god doesn't exist)
| Dear all powerful daddy,
Bless me with your sweet all mighty cock tonight,
Fill me with your nectar we so desperately desired,
Do me like you did to Holy Mary and impregnate me with your child,
And let it be a girl so you can impregnate her until you have your harem of whores,
Amen.
| Dear Lolilord,
Turn me into a cute little girl, please.
Oyasumi, Kami—chan.
| I don't think praying for someone else's satisfaction is a good idea. It seems spiritually impure.
| I just masturbate on virgin marry statue in my room
| i pray for a little girl to enter my life. ill do anything you ask. thanks kamisama!
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| Mine's pretty basic and it's mostly just for my mom's satisfaction:
Dear Lord,
Bless us with knowledge to harbor passing grades,
Bless us with protection to remain safe and sound,
Bless us so we could live a fulfilling life.