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Excerpt 1: @rr1v3.mstr (Pt.1)
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| Jill: Oh, a customer! Hi, welcome to Va...
I: Finally, I found it!
I: Bloody hell, it took me ages to find this place! Not even those cheap-ass maps helped. Cheeky cunts are lucky I'm a forgiver, and...
Jill: Right... What can I get you?
I: ...
I: Sweet mother of mercy...
Jill: Come again?
I: Those knuckleheads never told me this bar has probably the most beautiful bartender in existence.
Jill: Oh... uh, thank you.
I: Anyway... do you perhaps have rum?
Jill: Coming right up.