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Friendzoned hard

| >Anon I love hanging out with you for hours every day for months, you really calm me down and bring a great atmosphere. You're probably only one of two people I really feel at ease with.
>btw lemme talk about my crush who is specifically not you

I feel sick


| >371906
Ow that hurts, g/u/rl...
Well,there are plenty of fish in the sea, so don't give up on love!


| >really like this one g\u\rl
>finally muster up the courage to ask her out
This is where things go sour
>she says no
Later on
>she hooks up with a guy I hang out with
>she says it was her dream and that she fantasized about him asking her out
>get a little salty
Since all our friends are in the same group things go downhill
>get mocked by her
>saline levels increase
>be a little rude
>ALL OF MY FRIENDS TURN ON ME
>get rediculed

Be glad OP, at least it wasn't as bad as my case.


| >>371906 I see nothing wrong. If you hang out with her and do nice things to her just because you want to get inside her pants, then you deserve it.


| Friend zone is a myth. Keep it in you pants you degenerates!


| >>371927
^


| >>371918

Sounds like she was always a shitty person.


| >>371927
you're reading between the lines too much. I started developing feelings sure but I see her as one of my best friends. I feel sick because I felt like she could be someone I could have had a real positive relationship with.

All I do is be myself. As a friend I want her to be happy, and worry for her due to some circumstances she's in. I feel like shit right now but it doesn't mean I'm going to fuck off because I can't "get inside her pants". People like that disgust me.


| If feel you G/u/rl


| >>371954
I know that feel, that happened to me once. Doesn't feel good at all.
But it's better to just give up on it and move on, find other people who you could like


| Hey, at least you have a friend. Best of luck with finding a gf though.


| >>371998 yeah that's really the silver lining of it all, found a really neat person to hang out with. Thanks g/u/rl


| >>371954

>pats


| Girls play cards different. May she find what she's looking for, and you as well.

She doesn't line up to your idea of her. She knows it so is looking elsewhere. She just doesn't know how to not hurt you. Failing to realize it's better to rip a bandaid instead of twist a knife.

But maybe she likes twisting the kife. Depending how old she is, she may just be breaking in her new super powers.


| >My crush told me that she's a lesbian. >I've met her and her boyfriend month later.


| >>372104 that sucks mate, but you have to face the truth that she didn't like you


| >>372105 Maybe it'd be easier for him to accept that she doesn't like him if she said so i stead of coming up with a shitty excuse like "I'm a lesbian."


| >>372223 you're right tho


| >>372223 oh trust me it is, but more often then not, people get scared and go where's easiest.


| Why did I come here. Fuckers, there is no such thing as classic catharsis. It only hurts more.


| >>371906
Drop her. Right now. Like, tell her about your love then just leave.

>>371918
Your friends wasn't your friends. You and they was HER friends. Just forget about it. Th'all were suckers and they will burn.

>>371927
I saw a lot people like you. The one and only advice: kys, sis!


| >>372033
> Girls play cards different.
That's exactly the reason, why friendzone exists. Girl strategies was cool back then, when we lived it a cage: find the best one. But now, in global age, every fucking girl has hundreds of pussylickers. Tens every day. Some of them are 9-10/10. Average guy just can't overcome such unfairness.


| >>372566 see? This is the type of person who thinks with his dick. "Oh, I have no chance of dating her, we might as well be a stranger"

Good advice. I understand, everyone will be as toxic as you if they get constantly cock blocked and friendzoned.


| >>65d3a8 spotted the incel


| >finally get a girlfriend
>2 months later
>get a call from her husband
>wut


| >>cfd063 spotted the dumbass


| >>371937
Exactly


| ^^ never quite understood these bastards of "nice guys" who quite naturally get 'friendzoned' by their 'best friend' because they are obviously slimmy af socially and mentally :3


| >>65d3a8

>Leaves girls that doesn't want to suck his dick
>Blame better looking guys foreshadowing his "average" look
>Blames girls for being surrounded by guys
>Blames global age

This is gold


| *for shadowing


| >>372933 >>372889 >>372571

*Pops popcorn.*


| The woman carries the baby for 9 sicking months thst lead up to an explosion of vaginal pain (or surgery).

She has every right to choose her mate, even if not to breed.


| My wizard level is VERY high, and I simply don't have time to maintain it and also have a gf. My womanly reason to choose who I'll (not) be with. >>373015


| >>372566 the thing was that I've known them all for years. I thought they were my friends.
>now I know better than to trust people other than G/u/rls


| >>373025 then do some magic and see if an owl nests in your library, if only to shuffle your books


| >>373061

I've never heard this aphorism before, but I kinda want to use it now. Thanks g/u/rl.


| >>372570 >>372933
Problem isn't that "she does not want to suck my dick". It's slighly more complicated, like "she will suck somebody's dick, but I want her to suck my dick. So, I don't want to see her sucking, at the best seat - as a friend".


| >>373015
Lol. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Go back to your cave, and never steal a phone from strangers again.


| >>373028
As you can see in this thread, all gurls are just angry 4chan feminazi stacys, who put on their pretty masks here.
But it's too easy for them to return to their true nature.


| >>373240 I don't know which of the posters you are (supposing you've posted already and your ID is different), but if you're one of the people who've posted their story, just give up on her, there's probably no way anything sexual will happen between you.


| >person likes someone else that isnt you
>OMG FRIENDZONED GUYS FML DX


| Friendzone doesn't exist


| >>373247
>angry 4chan feminazi stacys
What does this sentence mean


| >>373286
Do you know the context? No, you're not. When you confess and recieve only vague "erm... just as friend", "love you as a brother" instead of solid "no" (And that's how it's done EVERY FUCKING TIME), you learn two things.
First, everybody wants to be "nice" in their own eyes. Even if it implies being an asshole for others.
Second, you should be more determined: it's "yes" or "no". There is no vague answers. No getting catched by their web of pretty lies.


| >>373372 it means he can't get girls to fuck him, but it's never his fault because the world is unfair


| >>373247 good, go throw more hate at girls, see if berating them will make then horny and hump your dick

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