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So there was this
| finish the story with 2 words i'll start
big crab
| Who ate
| My family
| who were
| Bathing in
| Hot sauce
| Together. Suddenly,
| a very
| Big and
| Spicy hot
| Subatomic submarine
| Blitzkrieged Europe
| Broke into
| song and
| Touched peepees
| Across the universe
| And dies
| i watched
| as my
| pet crab
| masturbated furiously
| And then
| Jumped off
| To 1458
| Where he
| Consumed all
| the bees
| But then
| I remembered
| that my
| Boy Tyrone
| had summoned
| nyarlathotep to
| Eat pizza.
| Suddenly, we
| Started to
| See something
| lewd and
| Orgasmed all
| Over it
| While drnking
| loli juices
| Consensually provided
| By their
| little sister.
| After finishing,
| That's when
| We noticed
| Your bulge
| OwO what's
| This? *Pounces
| the means of production
| Had failed
| But by
| Aniki's benevolence
| the power
| of beer
| Has returned.
| But then
| I was
| Fucking a
| Orange juice
| Box that
| Was filled
| With Japanese
| Osaka loli's
| Steamy scat
| oh shit.
| Soviet missiles
| were sent
| To the
| location of
| Nazi Land
| And Hitler
| But then
| Stalin had
| Force fed
| All of
| The scat
| to the
| While gulag
| Which turned
| Sans undertale
| Into a
| gay frog
| Said the
| Very very
| Handsome Mussolini
| . Less famously
| Than before
| My crab
| Who ate
| Hitagi and
| My Sammamish
| Was a
| Big gay
| No u
| No uuuuuuu
| I said
| Fuck me
| Explicitly in
| My moist
| Armpit while
| My dick
| Stole jews
| At the
| White House
| dinner in
| Fake Australia
| Went well
| But emus
| Ate all
| the dick
| of the
| pope of
| Gravity Falls
| im killing myself in three days
| Oh look a attention whore
| WHO KILLED THE STORY
| Some bitches
| Who threw
| Kenny over
| A derailing
| Are now
| Time traveling
| To the
| Year 2001
| Were they
| Invented cunnilingus
| For the
| poor disabled
| And the
| Over-sized cantaloupes
| Foreseen the
| Issue that
| Improbablites happen
| too often
| But hell,
| it seems
| We'll live
| In this
| barbie world
| Without Ken
| Or Ryu
| But we
| Sucked ourselves
| Backwards facing
| And broke
| The universe
| The end
| Then suddenly
| Jesus showed
| Her cock
| Juicefully because
| Space and
| ZANE !?
| A skeleton
| Elected into
| Universal elections
| Then died
| Because of
| Skelitonitis of
| Bad Bone
| But batman
| And Robin
| Started to
| Fight a
| Mega faggot
| Every tuseday.
| Horses are
| known for
| Running away
| Big niggas
| Where they
| Spot lolis
| And kill
| Their own
| offspring if
| Everyone dies
| Of ligma
| . Fuck that.
| Fuck this
| Fuck me
| Fuck you
| But wait
| There's more!
| Oh no!
| Crab magic
| Is one
| Of the
| Magical stds
| Which grant
| Special wishes
| But if
| Hitler was
| reincarnated into
| A trap
| I would
| lose my
| Virginity to
| Sex Martins
| Who would,
| In turn,
| and without
| Fifteen cheeses
| eat all
| The jackhammers
| or ELSE
| Mussolini will
| Ban lolis
| Oh no!
| Oh yes!
| Oh well
| That's life
| But peanuts
| Are good
| but kinda
| Schulz-y with
| Sugar and
| Spice and
| Extra thicc
| and are
| VERY traditional
| . But Tradition
| Is gay
| But wait
| My crab
| Just found
| The troof
| Of 9/11
| Being an
| Bosquiman conspiracy
| But he
| -man found
| That skelethor
| Shoved up
| His tiger
| Angry ass
| wholesomely fast
| Unbeknownst to
| death nor
| Known to
| mankind neither
| THE END
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