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How do i get a personal army?
| M o n e y
| Promise oral
| F O O D
| You're talking about venom snake?
| Not your personal army.
| Lots and lots of money.
| move to ancapistan and be rich
|
1) feed and raise some spiders, the bigger the species, the better
2) befriend said spiders and become "one of them"
3) train the spiders to do your bidding
4) unleash this 8-legged horde upon the world
5) laugh manically, repeating over and over that "they though I was a fool, but who's laughing now!??!!!!!"
| Be anon E
| We're not fucking mercenaries, look somewhere else when you have excessive amounts of money
| Cred
| $$$$$$$$$
| >>365429
Spiders do not have friends. Their usual behavior: make a deathmatch, survivor owns the territory. They eat each other just for lulz, your plan is invalid.
| Leave lots of old wood furniture lying around trees, and grow a wasp army. Or raise lots of ant colonies in random boxes and hurl them at your enemies with your home built trebuchet.
| Pay some thugs to beat him up for you, pay half upfront and half later.
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| This guy tryna intimidate me with his personal army but he ain't shit without his army............