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Your best line to break the ice
| yo yo nijja u cool <3 (pronounced less than three)
| ever played fighting games? Because you looks like someone who could handle a stick. But not like a sexual innuendos like a litteral stick. i'm an arcade purist controllers are for scrubs
| you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
| When was the last time you performed peristalsis
| Hi....
| I like your pants, though they would look better on my headboard
| I like anime!
| Morning.
| I use linux, you should too! Faggot!
| Want to see my furry porn art?!
| Put in ziplock bag and use rolling pin
| > to break the ice
Explosives. I mean it, I live near a river. It frozes every winter, and melts too slow every spring.
BOOM
| Wanna see a magic trick ?
| Whathappened to just a simply "hi" and a smile
| * what happened
* simple
| Ya like jazz?
| Wanna suck my dick
| If its true love they will say yes
| Sup.
| Can I *be* anymore awkward?
| What school were you from?
| H h hello
| Hey have you ever watched Yu gi oh ok so basically this kid Yugi is the ancestor of an Egyptian pharaoh and fate brings him to an ancient artifact that connects him with this pharaoh and enables the spirit of the pharaoh to take over his body for when he's needed mostly, namely, in playing card games (because in this timeline the Egyptians would settle arguments and wars by playing a magical card game) and he goes on a journey to collect all the millennium items, such as the millen
| I eat peanuts with a spoon
| white people smh, can you dig it?
| It's time to d-ddd-dd duel, famalam.
| You wanna see some epic memes? xDd
| So, how would you hide a body?
| This ｎｉｂｂａeating ＢＥＡＮＳ
| So what's your opinion on arabs?
| Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.
| This night I'll spam you vagina.
| i eat asS
| Lemme smash
| hey v sauce michael here, are peanuts bean???
| Fat penguin
Just something to break the ice
| My peanuts told me they are beans, how do i break the ice with them?
| You eat weewee good now yes
| ZANE!?
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