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Things that can protect your virginity
| 2.) GNU/Linux
| 3.) Instant noodles
| 3.) placing pepsi on your penis
| 3.) placing pepsi on your vagane
| 4.) Post in /tech/
| 5.) Getting placed inside a locked cellar
| 5.) breaking chains
| 6.) Fortnite
| 7.)Danger/u/
| 8.) Funko pops
| 9.) Mention how you think SJWs are ruining entertainment
| 10.) Watch more hentai than you watch anime
| 11.) Halo theme song performed by 80 guys in 1 bathroom
| 12.) Game dev
| 13.) Web Dev
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| 14. Playing on consoles (exept for switch because bitches love the switches)
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•Fedoras
•Saying "M'lady"
•Only drinking Mt Dew
•Calling yourself a "nice guy"
•Using anonymous message boards
•Listening to Deadmau5
•Voting Trump
| •Posting online about why 'roasties' deserve to be raped.
| 23. Lewd Anime Figures
| A Masters in Cybersecurity
| 15) your face
| 16) eating peanuts with a spoon
| 17.) nep
| Legendary armour with a special buff.
| 18) Crippling depression
| 69.futanari fetish
| 20.) Starting meme threads on /d/
| Being a registered Republican
| >>358293 what's wrong with eating peanuts with a spoon? It takes forever to eat them with fingers one by one
| A chastity belt.
| Getting your dick stuck in a toaster
| ED
| 24) Possessing any TCG cards.
| 25. VPNs
| There's 3 3.)s lol
| Law of threes.
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| 1.) Anime posters