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>be me redtexts
| >be me at work
>new employee sits next to me
>"hey g/u/rl, I'm A, nice to meet you"
>cute.jpx
>talked to him for the day
>be at cafeteria
>with coworkers around
>"that new employee is annoying as shit"
>sat there and did shit to defend him
>mfw I'm a horrible coworker
>tfw these shitheads could be talking behind my back
| You go g/u/rl support the man you..
Uh not love.. enjoy?? Anyways, you do it!
| You do you feel bad about it, tbh I would just ignore them too
| *why do you
| >>351445
Usually I would if it was for me, but my coworkers were talking about this fresh new employee like if he had experience in the company.
ffs let him be for like one whole year, three weeks is barely enough to judge someone.
| this is obviously fuchsia, not red
| >>351516
Still though they are basicly just gossipung, the mature thing is to just ignore them, if you had said something you would probably make it worse bc then they would know it bothers you too
| >>351538
Yeah, "mind your own business" is a strong motto I live by, but there is no way I don't feel horrible hearing what my coworkers said about the new guy.
It's not that I would be all "you shouldn't do that, that's baaaad", I won't.
| >>351556
Just ignore them for the time beying, maybe they are saying that bc they feel insecure in some way about him or maybe he truly is that bad doing what he's supposed to do
| Maybe she has a cruah, you know what they say, love is blind
| *crush
| >>351564
It's his first job ever, I wouldn't say he's >>>bad, just inexperienced. Besides, it's not even a month since he's here.
I'm not in charge of the orientation so I have no idea, but I doubt he's as worse as the other new employees.
>>351587
I don't swing that way.
| Well there goes my theory, I'll take this opportunity to go bad to my original thesis of "They are just dickwads"
| *back
| >A post about makin ">be me" redtext stories
>only 1 story out of 17 comments
>what even
| >implying we can't talk except in redtext
| >be me
>sit alone in room all day, every day
>no friends, minimal contact with family
>never do anything weird or exciting, just click and scroll through internet all day
>see '>be me' thread
>want to contribute
>no weird or fun stories to share
>not creative enough to make shit up
:^(
| >be me
>struggling with crippling depression
>drink bleach
>die
Finally the sweet release of death
| >be me
>be a promising young university student
>something broke inside
>can't even get up to wash the dishes
>stooped to posting redtext stories on danger/u/
| >joins a discord linux server
>tells them why arch linux is the best distro
>banned
I should submit it to speedrun.com
| >be me
>I'm awesome
>I highly doubt it
>Don't be you
| >beam me
>up scotty
| >be me, 15
>be at girlfriends house
>first gf ever, im a total beta
>first time making out
>feelsgood.jpeg
>she said she wants more
>with sweat dropping down my face i rush to the toilet looking at my pube jungle
>decide to shave em right here
>looksgood.png
>rush back to gf
>im ready
>hear screaming from her mother
>oh no
>my face when i didn't flush the hair down
>gf goes up to look whats wrong
>embarrassed as fuck i just leave
>never talked to her again
>still a beta
| >be me, on vacation in LA
>still browsing danger/u/
>who needs to go out of the hotel room
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| go ahead g/u/rls