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I check Danger/u/ everh night before bed
| Oh so we are entertainment for u no fak u jk I do the same
| Lol weak, I check /u/ on a bi-hourly basis.
| Once upon a time there was this lonly gurl who reguraly check on danger/u/, one day she met a cute person while walking around her neighborhood, they talked, became friends, then date and now they live happily ever after but still stalking danger/u/ with her partner now
| And I bed danger/u/ every night before check.
| So I can only tell you a checktime story.
| same
| one time i was really horny and felt the need to put something in my ass but i don't have any dildos so i snuck out into the kitchen late at night (i live with my parents) and grabbed a turkey baster out of the drawer (it was the biggest phalloc thing we had that i could think of) i lubed it up and put it in my ass and it was fun for a little bit until i felt something wet slide into my fingers so i pulled the baster out (to be cont.)
| >>bb92b9 (cont.)
i pulled the vaster out and got my phone to use the flash light and fhere was mushy poop and blood on my fingers and the blanket i had laid out on the floor to masturbate on. it had come out of my ass through the "needle hole" in the baster, and the baster had poop and blood all over the inside of it, dripping out everywhere. i just finished beating off, wiped up, and fhe next morning, threw the baster out with the blanket
| That doesn't seem like a good bedtime story... Now I'm gonna have bad dreams. :(
| "There once was an ugly barnacle..."
| Once upon a time, a loli and a stranger were walking in some way, until one of them turned back and started raping the other, the man enjoyed being raped so it was okay, they got married in the end.
| I liked the first story the most
| Once upon a time there was a man that overcame depression and his life began to improve slowly
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| Tell me a bedtime story! :3