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"When getting interviewed for a job, just relax and be yourself."
| *sticks my hand down my pants*
| Hahaha, the best part is when they say that they'll give you a phone call/email if you are hired. Then they'll hang you dry for a week. After a week of radio silence, you don't get the job + don't know what you did/answered wrong. Then you'll repeat the same shit for the next interview until the RNG hits.
| >>337196
They're testing if your confident enough to take the initiative. At the end of your next interview, pull down their pants and give them the sloppiest blowjob they'll ever experience.
| True talk: your resume is more important than the interview. Literally all they care about is if you can fulfill their needs.
| At that one company, they just took me without a job interview
I was confused, but took the chance
| But yeah, OP is right, most companies act really nice at the start, and then suddenly start fucking you up
| "I'm in my 20s and I have no work experience. What do I do?"
Kill yourself and hope you get lucky in the next life.
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| Bullshitenese to English Translation: "Don't relax and prepare a convincing facade of relaxation and competence beforehand."