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It's my Birthday today...
| Nope, I will instead make sure you live to 115 so you have 90 more years of this drudgery to go.
| Happy birthday, have an extra dick.
| Happy birthday!!! 25 Is the perfect time to turn your life around, being a quarter of a century old. Then at 50 you can be a disgusting NEET for 25 more years, then at 75 you can go back to being productive until you die at 100, closing the circle.
What kinda cake did you get? Cake pics?
| vanilla cake, rainbow sprinkle
| happy birthday you disgusting pig
| sign up for volunteer work! find something that interests you. doing that turned my life around for the better, so i'm sure it'll help you too!
| Happy Birthday, gurl
| fix your ill mentality cause its easiest when youre alone. when you think youre healthy try to get friends and be stable.
| >>332286 I'm not sure that's factually correct. In fact, I'm pretty sure not having support from others makes it much harder to improve your mental state.
| i'll kiss u
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| Happy birthday, have some motivation!
| I still wish I was never born but you people are nice so I'll share my leftover cake with you
| I envy you for being neet. Being around people feels much worse. Happy birthday. Do something cool this year.
| Relevant:
https://youtu.be/6bAPlojfgO0
| Happy Birthday OP *kisses*
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| I'm turning 25, as a gross mentally ill shut-in NEET who has never been kissed
Please can one of you kill me, I want off Mr. Bones wild ride