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What the fuck, Google.

| >3 AM
>Browsing around reddit (Don't flame me, Reddit has centralized most of the communities)
>Accidentally long taps the home button
>Google assistant pop-up
>Meh, closes it.
>Goes downstairs for water
>In the kitchen
>Notices a static sound from my phone, actually a loop.
>For some reason my audio was playing something
>Checks running services, no russian malware or shit
>Force stops Google Play Services
>It stops
What the hell, Why is google assistant playing static sounds?


| Google is becoming sentient.


| We must take down Skynet.


| I'm somehow frightened. Google itself is frightening too


| Not as bad as how they're scrubbing youtube of educational content that they don't consider optimally profitable. (MIT courses and blender videos, specifically nonprofit vids.)


| I waited til 4 am just to drink water again, you'll never know when you accidentally call dame tu cosita, spooky shit.
Seems to be a issue as shown on here
https://support.google.com/pixelphone/forum/AAAAb4-OgUs1sPQhHnr9rg/?hl=by


| Check myactivity.google.com,pretty sure it's an faulty voice recognition or accidental typing


| Google loves to show up when I'm listening to music on my earphones, but it must be because of faulty contact making the phone think I had one of those call buttons on my earphone's wire.


| >>325316 Ye,that's fucking horrible. Right after I posted links to the SICP lectures too. Those can still be accessed by the phone page tho.


| Now google is doing fucky sounds while i'm listening to videos, but not when im playing vidya.
This is fucked. guess i'll use adb to remove the package


| >>325316
What happened tho? Are they still unavailable?

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