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the worst situation you got in because of your stupidity
| Well, I once got into depression and tried to kill myself
Looking back at it now, it was fucking stupid of me
| i inserted a drinking glass up my ass. i swear im not that jar dude video
| i was the lightest in my friend group and volunteered to test if the ice on a frozen lake could support someone.
it couldnt.
three times, in fact. i had the worst cold ever after that.
| I was giving a ride to a girl. Started back to give space for a truck and bumped the other car. I felt like dying. My car didn't get any damage though, unlike my poor victim's. Somehow I drive like shit when I'm not alone.
| I was out at a bar, looked away from my drink and woke up next to your mom.
| I fell in love once
| I put my ds stylus down my penis. It disappeared inside for a few hours and i finally peed it back out. Shit fuckin sucked
| Few days ago tried sounding... its little pain now...
| Back in 8th grade, I pretended like I could tolerate pain so the bullies punched me a whole bunch the whole year. Didn't help that I actually did hide it well, think that made them want to do it more.
There was this one guy, he held back his punches and said this kid was legit. He was a cool guy.
| You know, I feel like I've told this on /u/ before
| One time I sparred with my bro. He had a stick... I had a sword. So I scarred his hand. I wasn't even drunk, I had no excuse.
>>324150 not the worst choice you could make, my mom has been described as hot
| My whole life is the worst situation because of my stupidity.
If that doesn't count, a girl I liked felt the same way but I didn't realize it.
Much later she confessed with a internet message and I was too retarded to do anything.
Now I'm 26, single and virgin, don't do the same mistakes I did, g/u/rls.
| I was in court for my stupidity when I was a young g/u/rl.
| Too many I don't even know where to start
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| mine is getting scar on my ass because of falling on broken glass bottle