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How do i get friends

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| You can't


| >>322389 I'll keep that in mind


| You can


| If I knew, I wouldn't be here.


| >>246ba6
They're overrated anyway, We're your real friends


| I don't know how you make friends but I feel like this thread is grossly unhealthy.


| You have to have similar interests or else it's forced and more like fake friends


| Soo what do you like to do op?


| >>8e83e6 i like to play some vidja gaems
Also anime is always great


| Ayy I like to play games too we should be friends


| >>8e83e6 you might be on to something


| >>322346
Well, let's say you meet this guy, and he thinks your waifu is trash.
Well you get on a small debate, and providing you both trash the others' waifu, there are two possible scenarios:
- he destroys your face
- he becomes one of your fellow friendoes.
I've made some long lasting friendship using this method.
You can't really do this with anything other than animu...


| Your Waifu is trash.


| >>91eba9 no your waifu is trash


| 3d printing


| >>322462 this board is unhealthy


| >>323342
How come ? I thought Lain was best g/u/rl !


| take knife nearby to his neck and ask: "hey do you want be my friend?" you will see how its working well ^^


| >>323459
She's underaged you sick fuck


| >>324277 Lain is a god so she doesn't matter


| >>324280 *age doesn't matter


| >>324277
OIII!! HEEEEYYY!...
DON'T TRY TO ROB ME FROM MY RIGHT TO BE A SICK FUCK!
>>324281
This g/u/rl is on point, plus I never said I'd lewd Lain, no way in /cyb/ would I do this!


| YOU CAN(NOT) GET FRIENDS (¿)


| All those people having fun talking with each other. They don't even have the same interests that I'm aware of. Their existence is a crime against me. I wish I could be isolated from the society that treats me as an autistic object of furniture. The friends I once had most think I am abominable by now, despite their kind words on few rare occasional meetups. The only rays of hope are delusion plunging me into deeper despair each time until one day I resign myself to the oblivion.


| discord!


| TLDR Isolation seems like a fine way to not want friends. Since you can't really get any. Find strength in loneliness.


| this just turned super morbid, but this is danger/u/ after all

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