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A memorable drinking experience.
| I've never even drank.
| I got some, I went to a party Which was more like a reunion (music while we drink, talk about stuff, play card games and such) with a group of friends that I barely started talking to on highschool
Wanted to make a good impression cause they seem cool they are nice people (except one who I bet would stab anyone in their backs, she's studying to be a cop, can you believe that?).
1/?
| The group consisted of:butch sporty girl, shy, with strict as fuck parents girl, hot girl, sporty girl, friendly girl, backstabber, her boyfriend and a (then) friend who intordice me to them.
I appear in my friend backyard with some expensive beers and the first thing I notice is that:shy girl (unsurprisingly) isn't nowhere to be seen and sporty girl has some bandage in her leg.
Ex friend goes out of his house and tell us to be quiet cause their parents were sleeping
2/?
| We're all like "sure" and started drinking, talking and playing, being summer it was a blessing that the beers were cold but being my life god had to fucked it by making some cold ass wind appear, so I got drunk unexpectedly fast and everything goes black.
I just can't stay still apparently cause the next Monday on school I found out that:
3/?
| I ruined butch shirt by spilling some food, somehow manage to lose some card that later were found inside a fridge my ex friend had in his garage and I try to race sporty and declare myself the winner when she refuses on account of her fucking leg injury.
stabby bf wanted to race so we did, except that I made 3 steps, fall on the floor and started vomiting like a maniac, I pass out and apparently woke up when my friend was halfway to my house 4/5
| Apparently my ex friend clean up the best he could but when he finished he saw one bare spot of dirt on his backyard where I puked.
So on Monday I had, a furious butch, a friend Whit furious parents, a sporty girl who was kinda piss off and a shy girl who was confused as shit when she saw us with a worse mood than the usual Mondays mood.
Friendship ended when high school ended unsurprisingly but not because of that, tho it was a awakard week after that ordeal.
| I went to this halloween party during my worst depression bout and got as drunk as i could without losing consciousness and met this wonderful girl who also took my virginity and became my girlfriend the day after
| I got something that's definitely "memorable"
First year of varsity, end of our semester, we just finished our big exam sorta thing so we went drinking with a bunch of people, I'm not a very social person but my friends convinced me to go. Anyways earlier that day I suddenly got super light headed and cold, felt like real shit (turns out that a bug was going around) I decided to still go anyways. 1/?
| So yeah I go out drinking, but I feel absolutely horrible, got like a fever, I feel super cold and everything hurts, so I try drinking to ease up, which eventually started helping, anyways I blew like all my cash on drinks, and events got extremely wasted, I didn't blank out or anything, I remember everything I did, basically just act like an idiot all night. 2/?
| So the evening involves me dancing like a complete tool and staring at girls all night. Eventually my also drunk friends convince me to start hitting on girls with them, so a couple embarrassing talks with completely uninterested girls (like I said, I'm not the most sociable person) eventually we stumbled upon this cute girl who didn't just tell us to buzz of, she actually was giggling alot and seemed to be having a good idea, she also looked super familiar... 3/?
| Eventually she says "don't you recognize me", and I'm instantly like oh shit, I remember who she is, she's like a family friend, someone I've known since I was like 5, she's basically like a cousin to me... And she would see me like a little brother, I was so gone that I didn't even realize... So she was laughing her ass off seeing this person she sees as a little kid hit on her. I was damn embarrassed, she proceeds to inform my sister... That was a fun conversation back home...4/?
| Anyways I basically ran away after that, and that was the highlight of the evening, so I went home broke and embarrassed and feeling absolutely shitty. Threw up a bunch then went to bed, and to top off the wonderful evening... I shit my pants in my sleep. Remember that bug going around, turns out its a pretty nasty stomach bug, also not shitting all night and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol on an empty stomach weakens your bowel control... 5/6
| So yeah, I literally awoke to explosive diarrhoea... Had to walk to the bathroom past my friends sleeping on the couch with shit in my pants. My gosh, that's probably my most embarrassing experience to date. I stopped drinking for a few months after that... And will probably never drink that much in public again.
Words of the wise, don't go drinking when you're sick.
6/6
| >>9d310b
Damn; I hope my real first time drinking wouldn't be this crazy. Also, eat a burg when going drinking.
| >>321467
Yea all I had to eat was some really shitty soup, because I felt like shit I didn't feel like eating lol.
| I don't have much, after a military exercise in a foreign country we all chipped in to buy a bunch of booze. Some nice beers, a bit of Bombay Sapphire and Jack Daniels, and some strong Chinese hard liquor (gaoliang, and it's pretty horrible); and after a bunch of army shenanigans and stupid pranks on each other we slept, and the next day we had to sit on a bus ride all the way to the city being hungover. 10/10 would do again, I was drunk but was tipsy beyond cognitive ability.
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| Inspired by a similar thread here, what are your g/u/rls most memorable drinking experiences?