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What if you were a Goddess?
| Destroy the known universe and create a new one truly infinite.
| I am already a goddess *smug grin intensifies*
| Choose the stupidest non-handicapped person from each race, grant them holy powers, pit them against eachother.
| Also, godly porn
| I'd turn my eyes into all-seeing boobs and make everyone else wear googly eyes.
| 1st order of business: sex change.
| Spray water out of my fans.
| Erase the human race for sure.
| Destroy racist
| I'd eat pudding and play videogames all day.
| Delete world... and maybe make new one day xd
| 1st: Exploring that godly body, thoroughly.
2nd: Some petty and sadistic revenge against some assholes.
3rd: Probably trolling good ol' Thor a few times.
4th: Hammering common sense back into humanity.
5th: Becoming a totalitarian bitch with a crazy sex cult and asking myself how that happened.
6th: See point 1.
| Walk in the steps of Bellona and focus my entire existence on waging perpetual war and lead my chosen city state's troops in ever increasing in difficulty battles for millennias.
Oh, also feel my new boobs, whether they are flat or plot.
| I'd turn myself into a loli, then turn all the population into cute girls who reproduce by consensual handholding and kissing.
I'd go for walks on the new cute realm to make my harem. I'd probably shorten the world population too so it's easier to manage, and change it into some sort of medieval fantasy, who wants in?
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>reproduce by consensual handholding and kissing
Does this mean normal slap becomes equivalents of dick slap?
Does rubbing your hands counts as masturbation?
Do you actually need to put your fingers into your partner's mouth to fertilize her eggs?
Do they just barf or shit out the baby after 9 months of having a parasite in their stomach?
| Give all sexually submissive people animal ears and wait to see what happens.
| i would create a special place in heaven for the good lolicons so they can frolick with little angels for all eternity after having to suffer through mortal life.
| End fortnite
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| I would start a judgement day: wiping out all thots and people who think being sentient gives them right to think their "gender" matters.
| I'd expedite the release of JJBA Part 5, among other series I continued want now.
| I want continued now. I'd probably erase all typos too.
| I would masturbate
| Make the world into an endless night.
Where the moon is always constant.
| I'd show bob and vegan to people
| I would start to make tentacle hentai with people.
| If I were a goddess I would finally release despacito 2
| I'd go around and mess with random poeple.
| Going around cursing and blessing people
| I will make every single social interaction capable of making people pregnant. You saw a cute dude eye to eye in the other street? BOOM he's pregnant. You touch the baby inside him? Baby also pregnant.
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| What would you do with the world?