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im a waiter ask me anything
| Did you cum in my sriracha burger because I asked for avocado? I'm the guy with the huge waxy moustache btw. That's my unicycle parked outside.
| Please wait
| Did you get tipped a lot?
| Do you suck dicks?
| Why is there a fly in my soup?
| So what do you wait for?
| do you remember customers
| Will you go out with me?
| Do you ever answer questions?
| Have you ever spit in someone's dish?
| >>310554
some of them, the most kind or the most good looking or both
yesterday there was a married woman in her 20s who was very nice to me
| Can you explain the average dailylife of a waiter?
Do you have a fancy butler-y outfit?
| >>311366
i gotta open the place, clean and move the tables, set the tables, get the drinks in order, basically like a housekeeper before the clients come
and when they come i have to greet them and bring the menus, explain the day's special and take their orders correctly, i also have to take phone orders and get them correctly.
it goes on like that all day and in the end we gotta clean again and store the tables
| >>311512 How hard is taking orders? Has any of the cooks ever complained about your handwriting?
>>311514 Ooh, neat
>>311513 I'd hope that they are the minority
| What are you waiting for?
| Have you met Jill already
| Whats today's special?
| >>311619
its hard if youve never done it before but after a whike you just find the way to organize your notes
the cooks dont read my notes, they get a printed order from the computer. i log the orders on the computer and they get printed in the kitchen
| What is the worst customer you have ever waited on?
| Can I have a glass of banana juice, please?
| Have you seen/read Fight Club?
What kind of music do you listen to?
Have you ever had a crush on a customer? Asked for their number, or have you ever been asked for yours?
| >>313511
it was a bunche of men who were constantly changing orders and made fun of me passively aggressively
| >>313825
I've read it and watched it
i listen to noise, jazz and breakcore, mainly but i can listen to anything you can imagine
yeah I've had my crushes
haven't asked or been asked numbers but I've been called cute
| Do you succ?
| What's the last dish you served?
| So how's life?
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| im at work and bored