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Self-Defense Thread
| How to defend if he come at me with avocado toast?
| Have you tried throwing your fedora like a boomerang?
| Yeah throw your fedora at him, that'll show him
| Just stab him.
| My preferred self defense method is just being kind of huge but non threatening
All you weebs need to teach me how to teleport behind a guy with a sick katana
| Just sick his dick, he either will take you as his new gf or as his new sex slave.
Win-win scenario right?
| Since I'm 2.10 meters and go to gym like thrice a week I don't even have to do anything to look intimidating. Kinda funny because it's pretty hard to piss me off
| My hands really hurt because I was conditioning my fists punching a punching bag until they were bloody.
| Personally, I prefer to use a telescopic baton. If you know how to use it, it can be non lethal, but it can just as easily be better than a knife. Easily concealable and a multitude of other practical uses. You have to be careful here in Clapistan, because some states hate self-defense and have enacted laws against batons. Or just take the bitch route and buy a can of pepper spray, which I'm immune to by the way. Wasp spray and bear spray are illegal to use in self defense.
| A chink baton is always good
| Run away
| im IMMORTAL LEGENDARY CARD!!! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME F*#ING FAG0TT!!
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| Just joking i wanna beat the shit out of chad for talking shit about my fedora.
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