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18 and still haven't had my first kiss

| Help


| 20 and same


| 23 yo


| 19 yo and same


| 21. I'm going for wizard status gurls.


| It's not a big deal


| 23
Could become a priest


| Don't stress over it.


| i kissed my grandmother's penis does that count


| i shall happily relieve you of your virginity, just as long as you do what i say


| You people actually exist? - Chad


| You always able to kiss your cat.. Or maybe get it


| 24 here
Don't be a cuck like me


| Run up to girl and kiss and run and done


| it matters a lot less than you think


| 26 here,you will get used to this


| 22 and never even held hands w/ someone. Clearly on my way to wizardhood.


| I didn't have my first kiss until I was 23. I ended up getting broken up with by that guy though. Haven't been kissing much either since.

Kissing is overrated imo. Sometimes it's really good, but other times the guy just tastes really bad and you want it to end.


| Do you guys think it's something to do with danger/u/?


| >>305705 I think it's just the crowd that comes on Danger/u/ tends to be less extroverted and social, which means fewer instances you'll get kissed in.


| Y'all seriously make me feel like a ho.


| Got my first kiss at 26
No need to fret, gurls


| 20 yo kissless virgin here, never been in a relationship or even just held hands with anyone. Probably gonna die alone


| 17 here, as i see here, my path of wizardry is only starting)


| I had my first kiss at 20 just after losing my virginity, it was rather underwhelming, I wish I was still pure.


| 20 here, I already gave up and pretty sure that I'll die alone anyway so it doesn't really bother anymore.


| When and where


| I'll fucking kiss you all
No thots


| >>306422
>no thots
Bish where do you think you're posting?


| I just want a headpat to be honest


| >>306732 a new level of wizardry has been achieved


| tfw been headpatted thanks to my curly hair

feels GrEAt


| 21 and still hasn't had a first kiss, welcome to the club g/u/rl


| >>2012f6 my hair was always straight af, nothing interesting so no headpats

please give me headpats


| >>306954 *headpats*


| This is completely unrelated but headpats don't fell that nice, head scratches on the other hand are amazing and one of the best things ever.


| 23


| 25... Going to die unkissed at this rate...


| How about we get in pairs and kiss each other


| >>309030
Meet up for orgy?


| 27 and ill never get one


| >>309517
Be gay like me


| >>309681
Be gay with you more like. ;)


| my most romantic phase was in elementary school. now i'm a loner who just wants a fucking hug.


| Took until I was 21 for my first kiss. Things moved kinda quickly after that point though. I was awkward as fuck through high school and my early 20's. Still pretty awkward, but less cringy and more confident. I figured my fate was to die alone. Now I'm married though so the chances of that have dropped a bit I think.


| >>309768
That's so wholesome gurl


| >>304777 get me some Starbuck and we can change that bby.
Hell, get me some ramune and we can change the virgin part too


| >>309826
Hello is the deal available for other gurls as well or specifically for op


| I want a vagina for my first time. I don't mind penises, but I feel like I'd be defeated for some reason if my first time was with that.


| 22yo mates we can all go gather and jump of some building together or something if you're up for it.


| >>310205
I'm in, when do we do it?


| The fact that in each post you don't know if it's a boy or a girl makes this thread a little bit strange and suspicious


| a hug that was more than platonic or "sorry you went through that" would make a fine substitute. at this point i just want to feel the warm touch of a human being so i know im alive


| >>310295
Does it matter my dear


| >>310304
Yeahhh, same.
>>310295
Well, there are no boys on the internet, you know.


| I thought I'd become a wouardwizard for sure but when I was 20 a girl entered my life and well. No more wizardry for me anymore. So it will happen to you g/u/rls too. It's just a matter of time. <3 It doesn't matter as much as you think it does tho.


| >>310070 vaginas are overrated.


| 32, I know more than you can possibly understand.


| >>3478b7
I am thou, thou art I... Thou hast acquired a new vow.

It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.

With the birth of the Hermit Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power...


| >>3478b7
We have a true wizard. He has sacrificed himself so we young blooded will lose their virginity at some point.


| >>3478b7
What a legend


| >>3478b7
How can I capture your magic without needing to become a virgin?


| >>311390
You cannot, your body could not handle the arcane powers.


| >>311745 :'(


| >>310510 >>310526 >>310550
Can a v-card be rescinded, wise one?


| Yes tell us


| 17 and was non-consensually kissed by some fucker that ended up sexually assaulting me at 12. kinda scared to ever have it anyway.


| God, imagine high school must look like after you've been molested.

"Hur hur I got laid in the penis! High five bro!"
"Yeah me too, bro! My hard on was so poked into vaj!"
"Both you virgins SHUT UP you have no idea what it's like!"

Seriously though I'm sorry to hear that happened.


| >>312129 (f5741c here) Yea it's pretty fuckin bad. Thankfully I'm out now.


| Yeah im glad for you cus that is a horrific thing to happen to anybody>>cb8390

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