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Are Men Real?

| And if so, how can I date one?


| I think you're asking in the wrong place


| Deep state Hillary Clinton invented men. #penisgate


| They only exist outside.
You need a hobby to find them.
Unless they're traps.
They'll come like rabbits on usagijima for headpats


| they probably are, but if they aren't they should go back to their cubicles and work


| >>304255 this post made me woke.

#penisgate


| What is a man?


| I'm not sure, but there was that song from the 1970s about them raining down from the sky.


| >>304370 in the past everything was better tbh..
How can a horny g/u/rl in today's world even fullfil her needs, while staying in the safe space of her 4 walls?
People in the past had it so easy .-.


| Op -> No.


| Ghosts are more real than men


| >>304526
What about manly ghosts?


| >>304543
Less real than ghosts but more real than men


| No good men exist, only chad males who won’t date good gurls like me, I’m nice, I listen to them, WHY WONT THEY FUCK ME!?. ALL MEN ARE DOUCHES


| Well have any of you considered that maybe you're just unworthy of love


| >>304573 that’s not true! My mom told me I’m beautiful!


| >>304570 oh, most chad are willing to date good gurls like you, it just that they want multiple of you at once EZ pusi


| >>304364
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!


| Damn staceys, going around stealing all the men.


| Men, no. Corgis?


| >>304674
Real. Every "man" is a robot suit piloted by a team of five deep state welsh corgis.
#ein;sgate


| >>304766 doggo conspiracy confirmed


| >>304612
Fucking finally, all these idiots couldn't get the fucking reference.


| Cancel men. From now on, irl, G/u/rls only.


| Nope, men are a lie made by the government


| Confirmed. Men Are Lizard People Failing To Be Women. We Have Discovered The Government's Biggest Secret, G/u/rls. Now We Must Watch Out For Government Hitmen With This Revelation.


| If men aren't real, what's this between my thighs?


| No we don't


| I mean, no THEY don't


| >>307708 tumor


| >>304217 OP, they are real, and they search for a good woman.
Just be like this http://imgur.com/WFOd6zK

This type is the best


| >>307708
A baby.


| Are what real?


| I am a man. However, you cannot date me, for I am not real.


| Men dont Ę̸̢̤̫͈̪͓̳͍͙͈͇̹̙̯̙̞̥̟̫̜͆̐͛̆ͪͫ̃̓́͝X̧̢̢̮͔̗̘̬̻̞̭͔̝̤̺̣̠̩̂̑́̓ͦ̋ͫ̿̈̋ͤ͂͐͗͋̀ͥ́̚͡I̴̤̮̝̣̹̳̼̜̔͐́̑̇ͯ̾́̽̌͑͋ͩ͘͟͢͜ͅS̢̨͛̉̔̇̐̓ͧ̍͊̇ͯ̄̍̌̌͠҉̪̻̦͈̺͉̼͖̫͖̥̱̰͇̭̀T̨̺͚̖̬̩̭̾̔̔̎̉ͤ͑̿̄̔̃̾̓̚͘


| Y'all people lying from ur teeth if y'all telling me at least 5 people in this thread ain't bois


| just ask nicely


| *Maleanon* here ask me anything.


| >>308940 >>309550
Dogs get out


| >>309552 Im a damn homo sapiens


| Run a bar, you'll find doggos exist. No men.


| >>9e7a97
F-fake man?

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