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How to deal with a communist neighbor

| Im open for non-physical methods. See this fucker is bothering my friends, trying to be all friendly and shit, then one time one my buddies called me,creeped out and saying something about him talkin about how being a communist benefits better than a free country, being handled by the military as the new gorvernment or something like that. Honestly, we dont really want his shit and we want to end our relationship with him in the most satisfying way possible. Any suggestions?


| Take his house. It's no longer his property. It's the people's property.


| >being handled by the military as the new gorvernment
It's not communism but stratocracy


| Fuck his wife. It's no longer HIS wife


| Is he a dick, or do you just not like his ideas? If it's the latter, I'd just tell him to keep those controversial opinions to himself in casual settings.


| Invite him over for a BBQ? Maybe hotdogs or hamburgers. Shish kebabs are nice too.


| >>945c8a Best option>>991fe8 Thanks for the idea. The rest are either passive or just asking. I now have a good idea what to do.


| you guys clearly have no basic understanding of Communism, first of all it's for ownership of means of production by the people not personal property.


| Btw just because you don't like his political views doesn't excuse you for being an asshole


| >>820e2a
Seconded, op seems a bit of a jerk


| >>820e2a That is irrelevant and can be argued on another subject my little liberal boy. We want him out of our group because he's trying to jam his ideals to us, he doesnt fit here anymore see, he's better off with people like him.


| >>901943 he's a liberal boy see. Cant help people like em. They give good opinions but 2 out 5 really follows.


| >>18b768
^^ nope, I meant it the other way, you, as the guy who started this thread, is a little cunt with whom ppl won't usually try to reason with 'coz you are a sad little creature ♡ and I do totally agree with this "liberal boy"
I do really hope that one day you will become someone and will pray for your soul in the meantime ♡ :3


| >>302882 "he has different opinions so he has to go" hmmmm


| >>901943
I'm that guy btw ^^


| (or g/u/rl*, sorry ^^)


| Just tell him to shut the fuck up about his religion, and if he can't, don't invite him out for a beer with the rest of the lads if he can't stop bringing it up.

There.

Boo-hoo, someone has different opinions from you.


| I don't get communism. We can barely get a public bathroom in properly order without people being deviants and leaving it smelling like dog piss and soap, I don't see how a concept such as mass human decency and selflessness could work.


| Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all communists.
Communists detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged!
Democracy is non-negotiable!


| Things that never happened for 1 $


| >>302882
Yep
Confirmed bait.
Thread over


| >>302733 Throw him off a helicopter.


| >>302733
He's just passionate of something, so why not lol? Just tell him that man enough with this political crap, let's do some beer instead.


| There is but one solution, comrade. Join the glorious People's revolution!
☭☭☭☭☭☭


| ☭☭☭ communism will prevail ☭☭☭


| >>303167 Ever read a history book?


| >>303208 it will, just because it failed one time doesn't matter. Ideas don't die.


| >>303209
>one time
Lmao nice Try commie scum


| True solution: convert to communism.


| >>302904
Communism doesn't believe people are good natured or that they'll do the right thing. On the contrary, people are greedy and selfish and generally pretty shitty. Communism essentially argues that a heavy handed government needs to step in and prevent a Tragedy of the Commons and Prisoner's Dilemma type situations where individuals will act in ways that fuck things up for everyone.


| OP he is already damaged enough if he is a communist past age 17. Leave him alone, no use kicking a fuck-up when he is already down.


| >>303209 >one time
Omegalul


| Reminder this never happened


| Go to /new/ if you want to post this kind of bait/aggressive/controversial thread


| In soviet russia, asshole fucks you


| Play the USSR anthem loudly in his ears whenever he's around


| >>304405 INSTANT ORGASM


| I know a guy named Capitão Falcão....


| Stalin did nothing wrong.


| Meanwhile on another forum somewhere:

How to deal with a capitalist neighbor

| Im open for non-physical methods. See this fucker is bothering my friends, trying to be all friendly and shit, then one time one my buddies called me,creeped out and saying something about him talkin about how being a capitalist benefits better than a free country, being handled by the military as the old gorvernment or something like that. Honestly, we dont really want his shit and we want to end our

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