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This guy is in 2020
| that's extra woke
| Nice
| How did food car not stuck in traffic?
| >>301640 Was going the opposite direction on the freeway. Only one side was stuck in traffic, our side.
| Super illegal, but super dope.
| Next step: Uber Drone. Hecc yes
| I like how much 2020 sounds futuristic despite that it's just 2 years from now
| >>302582 Dude right? Like Black Ops 2 had us already have flying cars and laser guns by 2025, son of a bitch we must be slow
| holy shiiiiiit wtf
| By 2025 we'll be a quarter done with the 21 century.
| ABSOLUTE MAD LADS
| Since we're sharing stories:
I was walking down the San Fransisco street. I noticed a streak of bright color to my left. As my eyes focus I quickly realize I'm looking at a dishevelled woman with flamboyant but matted and unclean hair. In her hands is a sign reading, in boldly inked capital letters, 'STARVING VEGAN!!' I avoid staring. As I pass I hear her shout "YOU PEOPLE ARE HEARTLESS!"
I felt bad for her, but I also felt bad that I tactfully decided not to snap a photo.
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| >Be me
>Be stuck in fuckhueg traffic for hours on the freeway
>Sees car on the other side of traffic pull up and stop in front of us
>Car has an Uber Eats sticker
>Guy gets out of car, pulls out bags of food and hops the middle barrier onto our side of the highway
>Hands food to the guy two cars ahead of me
>Guy in car gives him some money, then the Uber Eats guy gets back in his car and drives away
So you're telling me we've been in traffic so long that this guy ordered Uber Eats?