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Please Don't Hurt Spiders.
| Hey, talk shit, get hit. Those spiders better not talk about my mom like that.
| I hate all spiders. Especially the big yellow banana spider in my yard who just won't stop cracking old yo momma jokes.
| Spiders are 200% asking to be punched right in their dumb fucking faces.
| I don't hurt spider, I let them kill bugs for me. <3
| Depends how scary the spider is I don't mind the really thin ones, and the really small ones all the other ones have to go
| If i see one of those fucks in the street,but they better not sit in my room staring at me. They will be sqaushed
| I have aroned 50 species of spiders aroned my room, they don't hert me I don't hert then, they some time get on my bed and sleep on my hand with me, they are a good friend to keep. I have names for them and I give then names, right now no my chest looking at my face is Sharly aroned half big as my hand, furry, soft she love to stay on my chest. Her son Jaz all ways like to play with my feet, and there is kan, dave, rai, henka, don't look at there look, they are friends.
| they trespass into my house. i have the right to hurt them.
| Actually, i have to share some theory thinking i had after some time dealing with spider. Pls, any relation to irl event andnpolicies or shit like that would be fortuitous.
So every started some years ago. One spidey good pal invited himself in my room. I chose to answer nicely to that stranger and welcame him. I mean, that xeno being might get some of my space but he was dealing with stuff for me, like taking care of the bugs. (1/?)
| There was no actual contract between us but everything worked well. Until one day. The first day i foundnmy good pal trespassing into my bed. I was disappointed at first and quite surprised. I mean, sure, we knew each other for quite a time now. And did share the same room. But i wasn't expecting us to move that quickly. I quickly and softly took care of that case, bringing him back to his quarter and we never spoke about that ever again. (2/?)
| Some time later, maybe one or two weeks, something wake me up in the middle of the night. Half awake me realize that my good pal is currently having a night stroll on my arm without my consent. Crap. I was pretty firm last time. Without waiting, i put the light on and grab him by one leg. Or tried at least. Cause it's at that moment i realized something weird. The one on my arm was actually smaller than my friendly spidey... (3/?)
| And my good pal was watching us from his usual spot. "Good pal ? Is that a friend of yours ? You seem like the same kind to me ? Maybe a cousin ?".
No answer as usual. And it was too late to take care of that newcomer which fleed nowhere to be seen during that short lapse of time. Since I was a nice and patient being at that time, i decided to let it go, it wasn't that much of a bother and with some luck, it would be even less bug and shit to deal with in my room/neighbourhoo (4/?)
| And so time flew. Some time i had to deal with one stranger trespassing and simply brought them back to their allowed grounds. And one day i came to realize something. Over the time, my one good pal invited his family and some of his kind, which did the same... And the same... And now I was dealing withba shitload of them, in my "country". Using up my space, abusing my generosity... I couldn't let that go on anymore. (5/?)
| And so time flew. Some time i had to deal with one stranger trespassing and simply brought them back to their allowed grounds. And one day i came to realize something. Over the time, my one good pal invited his family and some of his kind, which did the same... And the same... And now I was dealing withba shitload of them, in my "country". Using up my space, abusing my generosity... I couldn't let that go on anymore. (5/?)
| I stood firm and from that day started to reconduct any more newcomer to the frontier of my land. One by one, any trespassing being would be deported. Since I couldn't trust them to not abuse of my leniency, i had to react and I did. Buuuuut, on the long run, I got tired of it. And sometimes, in the middlenof the night, i had better things to do than catch the illegal migrant and bring him outside, it meant to capture the being, dress up, go outside, release him... (6/?)
| Go back home, clean and put my tools back to their places, undress... And sometimes it was only to find another one in the few next minutes. It was way too annoying and harassing. Also, one big thing was that some of the ones i had to put back outside of my land came back. They dared to come back like everything was perfectly fine ! Since my policies weren't taken seriously and facing the increase in population and case to reconduct, i put less effort in it. (7/?
| Meaning that i would put less ressources in their treatment, so slowly i started making batch to expulse from my territory, doing it only once or twice a day. It wasn't without zeal since some when brought together in the same box would fight, some even went to death. But hey, why would I care anymore. And before you guys accuse me of spideyphobia, i'm still on really good term with my good old pal. But you have to agree that i can't welcome every little ones of his. (8/?)
| Anyway I became less and less careful in my dealing of them. Simply catching them and expulsing them less and less often. Until that one "day". I had almost completely dealt with the invading issue. And one week flew by without any trespassing issue. And so it was one week during which i totally forgot about my box full of spidey to expulse... It was a genocide of some sort inside. Only one was still alive. From cannibalism surely. But it became clear (9/10)
| It was the easy and clean way to dea' with it. Keeping my hands clean. Letting them deal with themself, enclosing any trespassing one in that box and feeding them to each other. From that day, i don't have anymore issue with migrants spidey. (Experiment based on true facts)
I hope i didn't take too much of your time. But i'm sure some here may appreciate the view and inside tip.
(10/10)
| Jumping spiders are cute :3 the other ones are hellspawns.
| I don't kill spiders, but someone always notices the poor thing and say are you a moron why dont you kill it and kills it and Im sad. Cruel mad fucking world
| If spiders didn't want to get killed, they'd naturally evolve into a cute monstergirl.
Your turn.
| Spiders are reincarnated wizards.
| >>297998
If spiders are to evolve into cute loli monstergirls, then we must crush only the spiders who are less loli-like than the others.
| remember to pet your spiderbro twice a day to keep him happy
| >>298007
if there is one there may be others. when one is killed it releases a pheremone onto you marking you as a killer. the others will act aggressively towards you if you are marked, increasing the chances of you getting bitten. its not worth it!
| I no lik bog pider
| After having almost daily hallucinations of spiders crawling over everything and anything, I a kill all that I can. Little fuckers.
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| Thank You.