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Living with girls?
| Hair
Hair everywhere
No escape
| orgies happen more frequently than we would admit, beware of thots op
| All the underwear everywhere, don give a fck.
| Advice based on experience:
They're messier than you'd believe
Never do their laundry, no matter how nicely they ask you to because you'll get it wrong and ruin some persnickety, expensive garment.
Don't plan on sexy times with any of them
All the shower and sink drains will be clogged with hair
If you're taller than them, expect to be asked to reach things all the time
| Yeah, expect hair everywhere. Especially from the long haired girls. Also, during certain times of the month you might see bloodstained undies hanging up, though we'll do our best to hide them since it's mortifying.
| Don't do more for them then you would any other decent roommate just because they're girls; there's no sex in it for you
| Traps need only apply.
What happens if you end up in an apartment with a bunch of traps?
| >>295441
Well traps like being thought of as good girls.
So they're more clean but often more horny.
Might even want you to fuck us if we're horny enough.
| >>b11eb9 Tru dat. My first job was cleaning public restrooms for the city. 95% of the time, the women's rr would be faaaar worse than the men's. I've seen it all, from tampons stuck to the ceiling to shit in the sink to expensive lingerie in the trash can.
I don't know why this is.
| When you think about having a female roommate, you probably immediately think about how hot it is. Well, let me tell you, it's hot for like, a week, before you realize that a)They probably won't fuck you and b) the weird gross stuff they might do. Unless it's your girlfriend, in which case it's absolutely adorable and amazing.
| Prepare for a blood bath both literally and figuratively every month unless you pump a baby in,and it the literal bloodbath stops, but the figurative bloodbath turns itself up to 11
| >>295695 how the fuck even
Fucking tampon stuck to the ceiling, what, you aim your junk to the roof and push with all your might?
| >>296084
i lived for a while with some and it was never like that, bathroom waiting times sucked tho
| Get use to them backstabbing you :)))
| They will eat you alive. Depending on your disposition you may or may not like it
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| I'm currently hunting for rooms in shared houses and a lot of the cheaper places are houses full of girls with a spare room. I'm a hetero dude and have never lived with another woman before; so I'm wondering if there's anything I should expect about living in a house of 3, 4 or 5 girls.