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Text adventure thread, sorta like Lifeline
| open up some boxes maybe you will find some useful shit
| "?!!?? Hello?! Thank God! This gives me some relief you know, thank GOD OH.
I was thinking of doing that, while waiting for a reply. Well, here goes nothing...
Oh, hey, gloves. Clean ones.
.....Everything else is just trash. Except for this lighter. Newspapers, cardboard boxes IN cardboard boxes, broken stuff, glass shards.... good thing I have gloves... I thought I saw a gun but it was just a broken blender."
| "Well I got a lighter and a pair of gloves I already put on.
I'm nervous. I don't know why. I mean no one's here with me. Maybe the fact that I woke up in some place I haven't been to before gives me this feeling. Whatever causes it I hate it.
There's a metal door right there, rusty as fuck. What do I do next, anon?"
| Rub your finger on it
| good luck OP, it seems you are trapped in someone's sex dungeon
| Try giving the door a couple whacks, if it's super rusty it might be weak enough to break
| Try to open the door, who knows it might be unlocked.
Otherwise, Open more boxes, a key might be there
| "Sex dun— what? Hell no. No. Probably not. Come on man I'm seriously nervous here.
....The door's locked. I tried pushing it, making as little noise as possible. Locked.
I'll go check the other boxes... I hope I don't cut myself or something."
| "There's really nothing else here, just broken appliances and furniture. I found a metal pipe, though... I hope I won't need it. And some coins... I'll keep it."
| "I looked through the gap under the door...
I can see trees. I'm not in a basement thankfully. Kinda windy, cold. And it's daytime.
Goddamn this awful rust stench.
Anyway, there's only one thing I could do now... force through this door..?
I don't want to make noise, but I've no choice."
| "......
.......
......."
| Try it. What choice do you have?
| ".......
............
................!!"
| "*gasp* *gasp*
I—I ran out... as, as soon as the door flew open *gasp*
Whew...
I don't know why I did that. Running and all that."
| "I accidentally left the metal pipe...
I'm... in the woods. The ground is wet. It looks like it was raining a while ago, smells like it too. The trees are somehow thick. I don't see anything in the distance..."
| Eat the pie cuz it not there
| Try to find some moss. If often grows on a southern part of the trees and it'll help you orientate a bit.
| "... I'd really love to eat a pie roght about now. Some hot pie... it's chilly here. Not hungry, no, at least not yet.
Moss? Yeah they're quite all over the place."
| Try to find cover
| "The only cover I see here are the trees, so basically nothing.
But... that room where I woke up in... it's considered shelter, right?
Should I just go back or should I start walking in some random direction? Whatever else I could do?"
| Go for it, and grab a stick just in case
| When you're walking, be sure to mark your path somehow, so you don't end up going in circles
| "Do you mean that I should go back to the room or start walking?
I went and got some branches and stick, I kept a rather thick one. I almost slipped climbing these trees. I'll break pieces of these to use as marks on the ground."
| Go back to the room whrre you started but try to hide, to see if somebody comes to check. You said that there. Look for some sharp object, a knife will help. If there's glass in there, you can break it and use some cloth to make a shiv.
| Ignore "You said that there." It should be deleted
| "Okay I'll go back. That's probably the most sensible thing to do right now. I didn't find any knife when I was searching but there were tons of broken glass. Making a shiv should be no problem."
| "......
......I'm here. I did as you told. I'm not inside. I'm hiding. The rusty door is closed.... and I'm pretty sure I left it open when I ran out.
This is starting to freak me out alright. What should I do?"
| They spawning from some where is better stay in corner just watching every single of they ... Holy molly his naked ... Eww ugly hair style...
Fuck this... Fuck that... Wtf is that a girl or a trap... Phew nobody feel my presence here ヽ（´∀｀）ノ
| "????!??!?!?? D-do I have to... chant, that???"
| Just walk straight down from the door you came from and dont forget to leave pieces of wood to mark where you have been, try to walk in a straight line as far as you can until you find something other then trees or at least something that graba your attention
| la li lu le lo
| Wel your gonne het hungry try to find some food or water
| shelter most important. the elements will kill you faster than thirst or hunger,especially if there are insects or predators
| "I think I'll just walk away, yeah... yeah. I'm pretty spooked by this door shit I'll just leave it. I have my branches to mark my way."
| "............
..................
.....la li lu le lo......."
| "..........
.............
................
..?
I think..... I think I just heard a car??
A vehicle?"
| "..........
...........
.........!!
There's a road!! And the car..!"
| "...I tried calling for that car back.... no luck.
Anyway, this is kind of a relief! I was starting to regret that walk, thinking if I should have just stayed at that room!"
| ".....There's a road...
...........
How will it even help me..?"
| Best to follow the road, but you'll have to guess which way is closer to civilisation
| "Oh, then in that case, I'll follow the direction the car was taking. I mean it's going somewhere, probably somewhere where there are people?
In any case I'll start walking now."
| ".......
..........
..............
..................."
| "..........
..............
......?
!!
Someone's walking ahead of me!
HEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!
...HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!
He can't hear me! I'll run towards him!"
| "I'm closer now, I could call out to them, but uh, that person is wearing some kind of costume...
He's got a metallish gauntlets, a blue cape and blue boots, in a skirt, wearing an wearing a round headpiece..."
| sounds like a hottie
| op how does it feel to know that your life depends on autistic g/u/rls on anonymous textboard?
| btw yeah talk to him, seems like a cool costume
| "I'm in a questionable situation, seems only fine asking questionable people...
I'll try talking to the guy..."
| "He didn't say anything, whatever I try to say. When I ask a question, he just answers with "I'm ampaman." or was it anpaman? apaman? whatever. There's no use talking to this guy."
| "Maybe I'll just continue walking huh. He's just standing there..."
| ".... He just shouted... he's asking for a light. He's waving a cigarette."
| Give it to him yoh amy stike a conversion
| "Alright anon I'll do it. Fuck if this gets me killed.
.... I lit his cig.... He's just holding it. I guess he can't really use it since he has that thing on his head.
.......
...........
..... we're just staring at each other..."
| bum a smoke from him
| Ask if he can understand you. If he still doesn't respond, walk away
| "He's still not responding.
I'm done. I'll leave the guy.
| "Oh he's shouting again. Shouting "LIGHT!!". Waving his already lit cigarette."
| What a wierdo
| It'll be best to just leave him there. Fuck it run away from him, he might be on drugs.
| pull his pants off and suck him off, maybe then he will talk
| "I would NOT suck him off..! I'm not gay..!!! AND THAT'S GAY!
AND I'M RUNNING ... RIGHT NOW"
| "I'm running... but he's not really budging... guess I'll just walk, to preserve some energy."
| ".......
..........
Been walking for a bit, and I can see something in the distance!!"
| "It's a wall. Sort of like the great wall of China..? 'Cause it's really huge and tall. You wouldn't really think you would see something like this from the woods but there it is."
| "As I get closer, I could see a gate in this huge walls. I can't see anyone from the outside. And I can't see the wall's ends.
...
.....
Here I am, in front of the gate. What should I do?"
| try to open it?
| I assumed you were a woman, how disappointing.
| "Oh have I not mentioned? I'm a trap. Traps aren't gay.
The gate won't budge..."
| Let me lick your feet
| Knock on it
| "Kinky shit, anon... which foot?
And I tried knocking...
no answer..."
| "I didn't notice before, but there's actually a person here!
He's wearing... i don't know what to call it... it looks like an armor but more techy?? robocop?
He's standing but he seems to be sleeping... He's holding a shotgun-looking thing. What to do?"
| Tap on his sholder
| cool. i like this! :D
| A guard not doing his job? Better wake him up
| rules of survival:
if person has gun, stay away from person
| of course if the person with the gun is you, stick with your gun
| We realise on afterthought that the previous two messages make a paradox.
| You need a gun right? Just ask for it, he might be nice and give it to you. If not then give him a blowjob. He might Like it and give you the shotgun.
| "That... I'm not sure what I'll have to do.... And I'm certainly not giving him a blowjob. It won't come to that!!
Maybe I'll just look closer...
He's standing and sleeping alright. He has a gun thing. Body armor sort of like the fbi on movies.
.... why is he standing though? There's a monoblock chair by his side, and a wooden desk. That would give him a better position if he's just gonna sleep. What do I do?"
| Tell me more abot that wooden desk
| *about*
| "Oh, uh, it's wood. Looks old. It has two drawers side by side. Smells like dust.
I opened the left one. Empty.
The right one... keys!
Not just one, not two, the whole drawer is full of them!
These look like your everyday keys...
Some are rusty, others not so much...."
| "The guy is still sleeping...
I didn't make too much noise, I hope."
| Eat his head
| if you pick up the keys you risk making a hell lot of noise. here's the important question: can you outrun bullets?
| "I can't eat his head. He has a helmet on. I can't even see his face.
... Now that I think about it, he might not be sleeping at all. Maybe he's just looking down... doubt it though.
Of course I can't outrun bullets! I don't think anyone can!"
| *BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAFAFAAAAAFAFFAFAFAFAFTFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPO*
| I seduce the guard into giving me his gun
| yeah if you can't outrun bullets don't risk it. find some other way. follow along the walls, see where they lead to?
in other (jk) news, you x guard when
| what if he's a robot and he's powered down
| "???!???
I can't seduce him when he'd not awake!
And.... the walls seem endless... I really don't want to walk along it.
Me x guard won't be happening. I am not gay.
Maybe he is... He is covered all over, no skin showing. Maybe not though, seems human."
| ".....?
....!
Uh, there's a figure over there! Someone's walking towards me!
It's walking from the path I came from!
I don't think he has seen me yet, what do I do?!"
| How does it look like? just stand there
| "U-Uhhh, it's wearing the same thing as this sleeping guy. He doesn't seem like he's holding anything, but he's pushing a shopping cart. I can't see the contents."
| try talking to him and hope he doesn't kill you
| yea, try to talk with him, pray he's not hostile
| Give him a tap on the forhead
| alright maximum effort try not to die
| "O-Ok! I'll stay here...
Hoping it's not hostile... not a killer..."
| "I'll just close my eyes..!
J-Just stay with me, anon! Listen to everything!"
| Ye
| Oh boy
| ".....
> Walking guy: Wh— FREEZE! DON'T MOVE! DAMN IT JOHAN WAKE THE FUCK UP!
> Johan: ..!! You! Hands up! Kneel on the ground!! Don't make a single movement, or I will shoot!
*The walking guy is running towards me now still pushing that wobbly shopping cart, and the sleeping guy, Johan, is on my right side and pointing that gun-thing at me..! Do I just do as I'm told or..?*
|
| Clap
| Just clap
| just trust them, I think they are just doing their job. You are not a criminal, nothing to worry about
| bad news: they think you're a threat
bad news: you're probably not
remember when i asked if you could outrun bullets and you said no? how close are you to that chair? seems like a prime object to throw at a guy. with a gun.
| instead of listening to this guy >>299444 and doing something stupid you will regret after, be patient and talk it out with them
| "*Clapping might really get me in trouble! I have my hands up, and my right hand is really close to that gun!
I won't be able to reach the chair! It's behind me, and Johan is on my right.
I guess I really can't do nothing right now...
I-I'll stay calm...*"
| " >Johan: I-I said don't move! What should we do with this guy, Ben?
>Ben: Fucking move back, Johan! Do you realize how close you are to him? You, state your business here, and why we shouldn't kill you.
*What should I say...?!*"
| Beans
| Drop your pants as you say "I am here to seduce you"
Remember: slow movements, maybe they won't shoot you?
| yeah ok i got dumb. tell em you were kidnapped
| "*O-Okay... I-I'll try to unzip my pants... slowly... th-then say...*
I'm... here... to—
>Johan: What are y-you doing?! HANDS STAY UP OR I'LL SHOOT!
*O-On second thought, maybe I shouldn't try that...*
Sorry..! I'm sorry! I was kidnapped! I was trying to get away and—
>Ben: And you just wounded up here? Nice try. We've caught a handful of people with the same reason.
*That didn't work! What else should I say?*"
| Say that: "I'm your new supervisor, did they not inform you about that? I was on a walk to see how everyone work, but caught one of you sleeping. Can you exlain?"
| ask them where you are and similar stuff concerning your current situation
| "I'm your new supervisor, did they not inform you about that? I was on a walk to see how everyone work, but caught one of you sleeping. Can you explain?
*That took a lot of guts to say..!
...they surprised..?*
>Ben: Oh, sir! I am very sorry about that! I will explain, sir!
Y-Yes, that's right! Explain right no—
>Ben: NOT! What kinda fucking joke is that? We never had a 'supervisor', kiddo! Hah, this is getting ridiculous. Johan."
| "NO! Wait!! I-I have no idea where I am! I woke up in a room an-and I tried to escape and I walked and walked and I met someone weird—
>Ben: Hold up, you met someone?
and then I— huh? uh, yeah, I met someone—
>Ben: Someone weird?
Weird, yeah—
>Ben: How so?
*I think he's asking about the weird guy I met back then, what should I tell him?*"
| Thats the only option xd
| Just give them more info
| tell em wherw they can stick their investigation efforts
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| "He-Hello? Anyone hear me? ...does this phone even work.
Fuck it. Listen, anyone, please help me. I woke up in this dim room. It's chilly. There are cardboard boxes everywhere, I haven't touched anything yet. I-I'm kind of scared. Please, anyone. What do I do?"