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extremely salty about being a virgin what do
| >be me, friday morning
>friend of mine comes over, let's call him Normiefuck
>"hey anon wanna come hang out this afternoon with [Girl you like]"
>i go for it but for le food. for some context, we already hang out a lot but she is kinda younger than I so i don't want to do any advances
>everything normal, we are watching a movie, just the three of us
>you can guess what happens
>normiefuck just cuddling her and kissing and all that
>just got fuckinh third-wheeled into this shit
cont
| >be me, sitting across couch like "lol yeah gotta read those subtitles"
>"hey anon, we gotta tell you that we're uhhh in a relatioship"
>lol fuck off like i care
>"just don't tell anyone"
>don't worry the only friends i have don't even reply to my messages
>fastforward, normiefuck leaves
>friend just does the wrap up for me
>they'd been dating for 3 days
>he already wants to do it, dude going fast as fuck
>she's put off by it
>"what do anon"
>"yeah don't worry, just be safe"
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| >be me, feeling like i just watched the girl i like getting a esophagus cleaning with a dude
>wait that was what just happened.
>just want to leave and not think about it
>couldn't even do our ritual of me trying out her clothes because her fucking 8-year old brother was awake upstairs
>now i'm again at the point of being 18/7 aware of how unlucky i've been in the genetic-relationship pool
what do. i can't wake up from bed from feeling so god damn cucked.
| girls i can be your gamer gf trust me my finger game is on point please i'm so lonely
| Why is he a friend when he does that kind of stuff lol
| Being a virgin is the symptom, not the problem.
| >couldn't even do our ritual of me trying out her clothes because her fucking 8-year old brother was awake upstairs
what to heck
| Girls are necessary dude. They're constantly abusing and lying when in relationship (and when they're not in it too lol). They almost never have something intersting in them. Women do nothing as good as man (that's why they need feminism tho). Also you can try to get a hooker or find someone just for sex, so you see yourself how overrated it is. Just do your thing, study, work or something and ignore women and it'll be easier to find one then.
| Gain some confidence and be interesting, fag
| Go find yourself a nice hooker and for fucks sake wear a rubber. That'll fix your virginity.
Long term, your inability to attract women for romantic relationships is internal. Women like nice men and you should consider that you're probably not as nice as you think. If none of the 3.5 billion women on this planet aren't interested in you, it's time for some introspective thought as there's only one common denominator in that: you.
| Stop being a loser
| Definitely don't shoot up a school.
| >>315ebc have varied hobbies and talk to people. If you want to meet people with a certain interest, go where they are. Want to get with a film chick? Go to film festivals and film competitions (like the 72/48/24 hr ones that every decent sized city has). Get outside and away from the internet
| Someone will find *anyone* intresting. Hang with people you find interesting. It's not a guarantee, but if you're interested they probably will be too. (disclamer: practice good hygene and mind your manners.)
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| ok so i try not to think too much about the fact i'm a virgin, i have the complete checklist: watches A.I channels to just listen to someone's voice, hasn't held hands with literally anyone, doesn't know how to kiss, all that shit. the thing is that i was pretty ok with that until me, your idiot OP, was caught in the horrible tangle that is fate.
>What happened, g/u/rl?
lemme redtext it real quick