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Pineapple on pizza
| That's like saying Hitler did nothing wrong, literally.
| ya bb
| 1. Contrasting flavors produce a more complex taste
2. Pineapple's sweetness contrasts with the savory and salty flavors of pizza.
3. Therefore pineapples on pizza forms a complex taste
4. Humans are generally intimidated by and shy away from sensations which they find overwhelming or confusing
>>People who don't like pineapple on pizza are brainlets
| >>fc6db8 To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand the complexity of pineapple on pizza.
| Beheading for thus who approve dis disrespectful behavior against pizza.
| The holy Grail of foods.
| What next? Peas on pizza? Bananas on pizza?
| People have different tastes, surprise surprise.
| its called Hawaiian pizza
Awe so Delicious
| Pineapple pizza is okay. I don't know why you people are so passionate about it, get a life.
| >>283461
>Believing you have mental superiority because your brain enjoys a particular combination of chemicals your tongue detects in a given moment
| >>283869
You only aren't a brainlet if you use Gentoo, otherwise you're still a brainlet, a pretentious one at that.
| Can we just agree that physically you can put almost anything on pizza if you are so inclined, but certain ingredients are considered to be outside the scope of traditional (Italian) cuisine? (As are certain variations in crust etc.). It's not that hard. See also: American pizza, Turkish pizza, etc.
| Pineapple on pizza is amazing.
They hated Jesus because he told the truth.
| A crime against humanity. Only people who think that traps aren't gay does that.
| op you are disgusting
| >>2558fc But traps have the D. And like pineapple in pizza they are a lie waiting to be found out.
| >>283909 dis gurl true, u are a brainlet unlles u uses gentoo, can confirms. We gentoo users has superrior brain than yall pinapple sucker
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| Pineapple may add complexity to the taste, but that's not always a good thing. You could put tomato in yogurt, and it would add complexity to the taste... but would you?
| >>284284
Pineapple on pizza.
Tomato in youghurt.
Comming soon to a Wallmart near you:
Sugar wasabi.
Fish flavoured strawbery jam.
BigMac with choccolate mustard.
| >>284291 Turkey, jam and cereal sandwiches.
Cereal and ice cream.
Chocolate coated chicken.
Mac 'n' Cheetos.
There actually aren't any rules for what is considered good food. We are living an episode of Munch Squad and it tastes so good
| I like hawaiian pineapple pizza
| I dunno about you guys but I'm hearing some pretty good ideas. PS KFC drumstick goes really well with tomatoe sauce.
| eww, pineapple on pizza is gross and offends me on a cultural level. Triggered-
| >>284129 contrast != complexity. Complexity is created by chemical reaction of ingredients to produce chemicals known to be tasty. Bad taste is caused by chemical reaction producing chemicals known to be icky. Very scientific terms here.
Point is, people don't like pineapple pizza cos it confuses them, not because it factually tastes bad. Some things factually taste bad - shit, for instance. Pineapple pizza isn't one of those things.
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| There is nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza.