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Almost got stabbed for looking like a drug dealer
| Some dude starts yelling behind me before i try to run across the street. Thinking it was someone i knew i stopped and turned to face em.
Dudes a fuckin hobo who starts yelling that i give him my stash.
Im rooted to the spot panicking, and he has a knife out and stares at me with two eyes that are magnetically opposed to eachother.
He stumbles into me and i duck, freaking out. And sprint home.
| Hobo dude kinda chases me but i dont hear him, and sure as hell not looking back.
Almost slam into my porch in my haste. Open the door, and i get on the floor.
| Everybody do the dinosaur
| fuck be safe g/u/rl, that's why I have my pepper spray with me all the time
| >he actually wears the hoodie
| Jesus fuck, man. That's why I don't go out at night, specially late at night.
| >>279800 well in my country they are allowed for self defence. And it's not like it blinds you for life or anything
| >>279803 I think people just found something more interesting to talk about and didn't care if the story was true lol
| Bruh I feel bad, your late nate snacking was ruined.
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| So i live on a fairly safe area that doesnt usually see alot of violence, my dumbass decides its safe to walk to a convenience store at 2am for some midnight face stuffing. I throw on a hoodie and start walking down the street. The stores just 5 minutes away so id feel lazy using the car. Didnt have anything better to do at 2 am.
I reach a crosswalk and hit the button despite there being no traffic because jay walking is illegal and im a good boy. No dice, checking for traffic.