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There is a skeleton inside YOU.
| spooky
| No ways
| If you stand in front of the mirror with your mouth open wide and pull your cheeks with your hands it really looks like you can see the skeleton inside your head.
Spoopy
| I got mine taken out. Now my bones are silicon and I'm all floppy! Car dealerships love me now. Would highly recommend.
| 2spooky4me.
| Ruh roh!
Zoinks!
Junkies!
Keepers!
well fuck
| This is only a myth, dumbass.
| >>276347 dang it beat me to it.
It's true tho. Skeletons were a medical error in the 1860's. Some dude mistook white blood cells for "bone" which doesn't actually exist. This was proven in 1953 by Harold Yaarl in his paper titled "White blood cells in the Human Body". He proved that after you die, your white blood cells actually condense around the harder muscle we think is bone, giving it a white look. You can look all this up.
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK OP
| Please vacate my personal vessel immediately
| So are we gays ?
| Now the real question is, what gender is my skeletion?
| that's what the government wants you to think.
| If I don't think About it's not there. Just like my nose.
| Wait... do you mean that im a halfhuman and halfskeleton... A SKELETONMAN?!
| You know what they say about your spinal cord, it's like your second brain, and the skeleton is holding BOTH your brain and spinal cord hostage. Do something wrong and you will be under immense pain, which is why I've been bedridden for months now.
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE SKELETON!
| no u
| I don't think you understand, OP. WE are the skeletons. The OG humans were long defeated in the great skeleton war. We wear their skin for protection and after several decades of dependency our geneticist started employing human skin DNA into our bone cells. This knowledge is taught in skeleton academy, but it's understandable that non-purebloods have no access to these information.
| Sorry I meant to type pureBONES. Living in this fake setting has affected my speech habits.
| So spookyyyyy
| There is a brain in that skeleton. And a soul as well everywhere in your body i guess
| >>280822
Many people think, he's just a regular man
But he's not just any man
He's Skeleton Man, He's Skeleton Man
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| Exit the inner volume of my body immediately.