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Best way to dispose of a body?
| try acid
| u should watch breaking bad for instructions
| Call the police, they'll send a guy, they'll come and take her and put her in a special locker. Works every time.
Oh, you meant without getting arrested? You should have specified. I already gave them your address.
| Eat it
| Burn it
| 1. buy new clothes, gloves, and hairnet
2. don clothes
3. cut off limbs and head (this slows identification of the body)
4. bury torso, each limb, and head in separate locations (try doing it in woods or far out in the ocean, dont throw into river/beach, as corpses will naturally float ashore)
5. pour lye onto body parts (this will decompose them faster)
5a. if you want, bury an animal carcass on top of the body, this will confuse the dogs.
| 6. throw away the phone/computer you used to view this thread (wiping the memory is not enough, deleted files still exist on your hard drive unless it is full)
7. bury/burn clothes, if you burn get rid of the ashes.
| If you have a car it's easy, buy some yogurt and a animal gravestone.
Drive some place far away in the woods, make a big hole and throw the body in, head first, make sure the ass is pointing upwards.
Throw the yogurt in the ass, cover with earth and put the animal graveyard gravestone over there.
| >>263385 you gonna eat the bones or?
>>263402 2.5 probably put the guy in a tub to allow for drainage. I dunno. I'm not your dad.
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| I've got a recent hunt in my basement and I'm not sure how to get rid of it all 110 lb of her.