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Drop the most offensive joke you know.
| Op’s Life
| Are you a jew, because you're ashy as fuck.
| What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
| Whats a jews favourite game?
Russian roulette, because most of the chambers are empty.
| Right after the Dankula fiasco? Nice try, MI5.
| Are you an angel? 'cuz you got a nice ass for a miscarriage
| Capitalism.
| I am a worthless piece of trash that doesn't deserve any of the food things that've happened to me. I spend all my time feeling better and that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday this week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get a ride to the airport on Friday and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get the money to you still looking for a reason to not die rn
| The British Legal System
| What word begins with the letter "N" and is something you should never call a black person? Neighbor
| >While smoking
"Ever seen a Jew skydive?"
>Bring cigarette high above your head, ash it and watch the debris fall to the floor.
| What did God say when he made another black man?
"Ah, shit. I burned another one."
| What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?
>One dead baby in ten trash cans.
| >What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?
existing
| They call my dick the playground because all the kids are on it. *dabs*
| What did Hitler do wrong?
>Not kill 6 million Jews
| Close runner up:
What's good about pedophiles?
>They drive slow through school zones
| Hitler did nothing wrong :3c
Also Furries are cute
| How do you get a Jewish girls number?
>You roll up her sleeve.
| How do you make a baby stop crawling around in circles?
>You nail down the other hand
| So there was a black out last night.
>Don't worry I managed to shoot it.
| How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
>9 months
| What breaks every time you give it to a five year old?
>Their pelvis.
| Question: How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: None they're too busy beating the black room.
| Who are the fastest readers in history?
>911 victims. They went through 109 stories in less than a minute.
| No matter what we experience we will eventually die and lose all those memories anyway
| Why is gender like the Twin Towers?
Because there used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
| There's a preacher out hitchhiking & he's picked up by a teamster. The teamster sees a negro walking in the ditch, & thinks 'Fuck, & here I can't hit him cuz' I've got a preacher in the truck! Guess I'll just cut it close & give him a good scare...' The teamster swerves & there's a loud thump. He panics, "Fuck, uh, did I hit him?" The preacher answers "Afraid ya missed son, but don't worry, I got him with the door."
| Speaker announcement says: plane will fall if 4 people wont get off. Englishman says for england and jumps out, american says for america and jumps out, russian says for africa and throws out two negroes.
| How do you know when your sister's on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes like blood.
| Why americans are so good at shooting?
They have the best schools for it.
| Wait tuck my shirt in....last time I tucked anything in it was my dick between my legs in attempts to bang a dyke.
| What do you call a cow with no legs
>ground beef
What do you call a president with no legs
>FDR
| I ran over a child once, you know what was the hardest?
>My boner
| How many anarchists do you need to change a bulb?
>Doesn't matter, they can't make changes anyway
| >>260330
this reads like something that would come out of someone's Swiftkey if they just kept on selecting whatever word was suggested next
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| >>266062
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| I was thinking about buying a 12 year old whisky the other day.
Then I decided she was a little too old for my tastes.
| What do you say to a negro that was successful in life?
>I'll take a Bigmac and a giant Coke please
| Trump existence in general
| >>266920
i don't understand.
shouldn't you care about the 12 year old's tastes?
if you're buying her whiskey and all?
| >>266920
i was thinking about buying a 12 year old brandy the other day.
Then I decided she was a little too old for my tastes.
| Wanna know how your sister's vagina taste like?
Ask your mother, she spent the whole night sucking it clean afterwards.
| rape
| Patriarchy in the eyes of a feminazi
| Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...
Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
| A black man and a Mexican are in the same car. Who is driving?
The cops
| A little Native american boi asks his dad "Why is sister's name Rising Sun" dad replies saying "Because the sun was rising when she was born." "Why is brother's name Wolf Fang?" "Because we found a wolf tooth when ur brother was born." "Then WHY is my name Dog Shit?" The little boy asked
| why was the anti-vaxxer's 4 year old kid crying?
>Midlife crisis
| Va-11 hall-A is a back game
Dorothy is trash
Jill is a terrible person person
Alma has fake tits
And we g/u/rls should be ashamed for using this board
Plz no kill me
| What do you call a walking turd?
A Nigger.
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| What's the difference between jews and money?
>I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars.
| > "Hey sexy... u into Hung Black [sic] guys
> "Not since the 1800's"
(rocketboy1701, 2017)
Works Cited
rocketboy1701. “Not since the 1800's.” Reddit, Reddit Inc., Aug. 2017, www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/6r1z7b/not_since_the_1800s/.
| Why does Jesus hate skittles? Thy
| Fuck
| What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly your dick in to a baby.
| Lol that's funny
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